Lay a loaf 

Taking a massive shit. Used frequently by Andy Sipowicz on NYPD Blue.

I chowed down at Taco Bell eating a dozen Chaloopas; I gotta go lay a loaf on the bowl.

Lay a loaf by Simon October 14, 2004

Lay an Egg

To defecate. Can be used by either a man or woman, but is more funny when used by a man.

"scuse me, wheres the can? I gotta go lay an egg"

Lay an Egg by Wolf89 August 19, 2008

lay a cable 

Another phrase for the act of defication.

Laying a cable was a regular past-time of John's grandmother, however, it was when she did it in his mouth whist he was sleeping that really disturbed him and left him with a nasty after-taste.

lay a cable by dj_derek March 5, 2003

Lay Down Lick 

Oral Sex

I was getting my lay down lick on with this girl...

Lay Down Lick by Billingslea August 26, 2008

lay back in the cut 

1. to relax and stay at home. 2. to not go out and have fun with your friends 3. a blockbuster night

What are you doing tonight?

I don't know, I think I'm just gonna lay back in the cut.

lay back in the cut by Mark Abell December 18, 2004

lay a fece 

verb:
the act of defecating

"Where's your bathroom? I gotta lay a fece."

lay a fece by SkinnyFrog December 10, 2002

Lay Down Sally 

The term 'Lay down Sally' was coined during the 2004 Olympics when olympic rower Sally Robbins dropped her oar, allowing it to drag in the water. She gave up and laid back on teammate Julia Wilson's lap. Australia consequently finished last.

Since this event a 'Lay down Sally' has been used to described someone who gives up on a job/task right in the middle of it because they can't be bothered finishing.

Dan: I'm tired of moving these bricks

John: Don't you pull a Lay down Sally on me

Lay Down Sally by Ellpup November 20, 2013