Laptop Sandwich

When you open your laptop, put someones face inside and snap it shut whilst shouting 'WAHPOW!'.

She was being a moron, so I gave her a laptop sandwich. WAHPOW!

by fibrojohnpainscale10 May 5, 2017

Laptop

A porn addicted trip of guilt and "filled socks".

When i opened my laptop and had to buy new socks like A LOT of new socks.

by SkepticalZebra8 February 10, 2018

Laptop Money

Money used for the sole purpose of buying a laptop.

Son: Hey Dad, can I have a Laptop?

Dad: You got some Laptop Money?!

by TeeJay5 July 20, 2010

Felica (Fefe) The Gaming Laptop

Felica is the best laptop in existence she is the bread to my butter the paper to my book the words to my page I love her so much.

Alessio : Hey isnt that Felica (Fefe) The Gaming Laptop you're with?
Me : yeah it is!

Oscar and William: damm felica the gaming laptop looking hella fine ngl .

by Dizzardary October 27, 2022

Laptop Cock-Block

When a man is masturbating to a video on his laptop, but just when point of finishing happens his laptop dies leaving him unable to finish.

I was jacking off when all of a sudden, I got Laptop Cock-Blocked.

by doubledecker100 March 25, 2011

Elijah's Laptop

Elijah's Laptop tends to break down a lot and need to be taken to the tech office, it contains super mario chrome extension and tetrys with a score of 100000 because he has a sad life.

Elijah's laptop keeps breaking

by YEE YEEE !@# November 16, 2021

Laptopping

Definition A: When media organizations, prominent people (or both) claim there is no evidence for something despite the opposite being true.

Definition B: When media organizations, prominent people (or both) claim that something true is actually false or misleading in order to perpetuate a preferred narrative.

Media Organization: " The damaging video being shared online which shows the President in a bad light is fake"

Person: "It's literally the same unaltered video that your news organization shared LIVE two hours before you realized it was damaging to your Party's narrative. STOP LAPTOPPING US, you're insulting our intelligence and destroying YOUR credibility

by EndMediaBias June 19, 2024