Windows Laptop 

A windows laptop is something you spend to much money on and it gets a virus.

Ally: Hey! I got the new laptop!
You: Why is there a flashing screen telling you to call a number?
Ally: God damn it. Stupid windows laptop.

Windows Laptop by Sassy mouse in the sky sass April 29, 2020

Frosted Laptop 

When I put doughnuts on my laptop its a frosted laptop mmm good.

Are those REALLY Entemanns chocolate frosted doughnuts on a laptop? What are you thinking? Is that the new Frosted Laptop?

Frosted Laptop by SurelySimple February 26, 2021

sentient laptop 

When a mentally unstable greek man accidentally creates the first self-aware artificial intelligence on his laptop by downloading porn viruses.

Recorded video from unknown origin: "The year is 2100, the sentient laptop has reduced every city into a nuclear wasteland. The rest of us are being picked off one by one"

sentient laptop by Popcorntime69 February 11, 2022

Best Laptop Repair Services in Dubai 

Repair your laptops in UAE? Gala IT Care is here, the best Laptop repair services in Dubai & Ajman. Free pickup & delivery service is available.

Gala IT Care is here, the best Laptop repair services in Dubai & Ajman. Free pickup & delivery service is available.

Best Laptop Repair Services in Dubai by galaitcare March 1, 2023

Gaming Laptop 

Something to play your favorite game, spore on.

I just got my awesome Gaming Laptop from Walmart, now I am ready to play spore at a hair tingling 39 Fps.

Gaming Laptop by Slumblungo August 18, 2023

prison laptop

By default, a prison laptop has no operating system, no USB ports, and an unhelpful BIOS that auto-resets itself whenever the power is cut, making it extra difficult to flash a new BIOS over. You will also be presented with a locked password screen on boot. The laptop itself does look kind of nice, though— if you're a fan of transparent plastic shells for your electronics.

I got a prison laptop on eBay.

Nice! Shall we crack it together tonight?

prison laptop by sarbathory February 25, 2024

golden laptop

golden laptop is where you spray paint your dick in golden and then skull fuck someone until their skull implodes in golden cum.

jaden reid im going to give you the golden laptop after school

golden laptop by damo dazza February 26, 2024