lacing the log

To ejaculate over ones own poop.

I had such a massive dump yesterday. It was such beaut, it kind of turned me on, so I Christened it with my own semen, thus lacing the log

by Shredwards May 17, 2016

LAYING THE FENCE

Cross your index finger and middle finger and cross your ring and pinky fingers so the ends look like barb-wire and drill both holes of a girl at the same time in to fence up the farm.

My fingers were really sore after laying the fence on my girlfriend.

by Kingzake2121 March 4, 2019

LARPing

LARP stands for Live Action Roleplay. Originally intended for use for Roleplaying games that are played outside with other people, pretending to be their characters.
Can be used as a metaphor for people pretending to be something they are not, especially online. Examples are Wehraboos, people obsessed with the Wehrmacht, or Crusade-memers.

xx_HimmlischerHimmler_xx: Deus Vult!
Dwayne 'the Rock' Johnson: Stop LARPing.

by Vitesz12 June 12, 2021

Laying It Down

Slang term for having sex basically

Ryan:*on phone* you coming out?
Jordan: erm am kind of busy
Ryan: you laying it down mate?
Jordan: FUCK YEAH!

by NakedNinjaaa August 9, 2010

laying one down

to produce excrement
(other slang:
Steam one out
Launch the submarine
Drop the kids off at the pool
Pinch a Loaf
fertilize
move the bowels
stink it up
squat and grunt
revisit food post-digestion
feed mr. flushie
push one through
take a crap
make a shit storm
Clean the poop chute
roll a dirty burrito
making homemade sushi rolls
excrete

I'm about to explode. I gotta lay one down soon, to make room for dinner

by argo 5 April 29, 2003

laying up

to lounge, as in watching TV or reading a book

She was laying up watching TV

by easymac77 July 10, 2011

laying the whackage

the process of belting someone

I'm completely laying the whackage on this dick shiner

by Arking April 13, 2008