Lando Calrissian

Verb. A sex act involving one conniving bastard (the male) and one dumb bitch (the dumb bitch).

1. Get a girl to your room, start fucking her.

2. In the middle of it, call her dad with her cellphone.

3. Leave after you have FUCKED her.

Dude, I totally Lando Calrissianned Marissa the other day. Her dad was PISSED.

by Clinton Russel November 26, 2011

Landon

An uglyass inbred bitch ass hoe who has the IQ of a rock

I'm going to kill myself
It gets better at least you're not a Landon

by 1.2.3@bc April 15, 2020

lando

The old cool & new rad.

Wonderwhale's pretty lando.

by Euporia January 12, 2011

landon guy

Whatever sad fucks posted those definitions must be sick of Landon beating them in everything. Yes, Landon is an all boys school, as is GTown Prep, we tool u public school sad fucks in everything. Why dont u grow a dick and stop talking shit on the internet.

Public School kid- Hey dude look at that Landon kid......LANDON IS ALL BOYS HAHAHA
Landon kid- Stfu (beats up all of them)
other Landon kid- Oh its alright, hes gonna mow my lawn someday

by Kunal April 10, 2005

Landon

the coolest person has this name. he is usually handsome, athletic, artistic, fresh, dope, musical, cool, but a nerd, and different all at the same time.

"That guys name is Landon, He is awesomely DOPE!"

"Landon is the coolest guy I know!"

"His name is Landon?" "Well, I know hes the man!"

by Ellis Brey April 24, 2008

landon guy

HOT HOTT HOTT!!!!!!!! you boys are sooooo hot i cant believe that im "related" to you yesssss! well see u guys around!

girl:hey landon guy come over and rock my boat!
landon guy:no! i have the holton girls *goes over to holton girl and starts to make out w/ her*

by lizzie April 17, 2005

Landon

The act of a male ejaculating onto a female's stomach, and then immediately after, consuming said ejaculatory material.

I got Landon'd!

He Landon'd me.
She got Landon'd. Then immediately left the room screaming.

by ForTehJunk June 3, 2010