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corporate ladder

a sexual act(created by a genius who shall be known as tootoes) in which a man lies face down on the edge of a supporting object with his penis pushed downward between his legs while his partner kneels behind him and sucks it with her nose in his ass. thus sucking cock and brown nosing all at the same time... corporate ladder.
neal: hey man, what'd you do last night?

tim: i beat up them hams and made the old lady climb my corporate ladder!
corporate ladder by timmytootoes February 14, 2008

Borrowed Ladder

Derived from the movie Gattaca. Someone who comes from a lower class or disadvantaged background and through perseverance and perhaps some deception becomes a member of a higher class or a more desirable section of society.
Everyone at the office thinks Alex grew up rich like us, but he's a borrowed ladder - grew up in a trailer park.
Borrowed Ladder by wholesum1 June 3, 2013

climbing the ladder 

"climb the ladder"
suicide----first used by Noriega in Panama, when American Soldiers were tapping his phone inside the church where he was hiding right after they invaded Panama to capture this ruthless Dictator. He stayed there to avoid being captured by The United States and by the Panamanians.
Noriega: I'm not going to be captured and face the death penalty. I'm going to climb the ladder.

climbing the ladder
climbing the ladder by blthrskt December 28, 2005

Broken Ladder 

broken ladder n.:

An attractive female. Term is typically used in a public setting by a group of males who do not wish for anyone, save the group, to know that an attractive female is being pointed out.

The saying began at a major retailer in order for employees to point out attractive women in the store without notice.
"Hey Scott, you should have been out here, you just missed a broken ladder."

"We have a broken ladder in aisle #5!"
Broken Ladder by flurbury September 18, 2007

The Ladder

The ladder you must climb after fighting The End. The hardest boss in MGS3
I totally beat the ladder today
The Ladder by bbbigbossbb December 18, 2005

Girl who keeps ladder outside her bedroom window. 

Bit of a skank, comes with her own business card, Name usually begins with C.
"Girl who keeps ladder outside her bedroom window."