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Tom and Lydia

A pseudonym for when a couple are totally messed up, particularly when the female is a psycho, bunny boiling, condom piercing, friend banning. Chances are she will kill him and leave him in a shallow grave in the woods.

See also pussy whipped!
What's up with Jeff?
Ah he's in a new relationship, and it's all a bit tom and Lydia!
Poor lad
by Monkeymann07 December 14, 2014
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Lydia <3

She is kind, beautiful, smart, creative, wise, hilarious, loving, and so much more! Lydia is a crazy child (like her bff) and is an amazing friend! She is a great gymnast and will be anything she wants to be. Everyone gets along with her because she is amazing!
G: Wow, that was so cool, Lydia <3
L: Thanks! I learned it at my gym <3
by (: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 :) February 20, 2019
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Lydia Bennett

That chick off Pride and Prejudice. Curly hair. Naughty and runs off with a soldier
That chick is fun and hot but I don't know if she can be trusted.. she's a bit of a "Lydia Bennett"
by BooBooPow June 1, 2012
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to do a Lydia

To eat something very messy with parts of food residing on your clothes.
1) Oh, man, I just did a Lydia! This carbonara sauce is all over my shirt!

2) That tuxedo dinner was the worst possible place to do a Lydia.
by niarniar October 24, 2018
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Lydia

Lydia is the one of most disagreeable people one could hope to meet.

She is constantly at the precipice of conversation as if to only interject herself at the most obtuse of moments. Once one walks in a room with a wild Lydia walks into a room she will immediately start to spout a laundry list of accomplishments to you in order to intimidate you. However, do not fall for this facade. She is but a turtle in her shell, her inner confidence is a mush of sadness and depression. Once in contact with a Lydia for a while one might experience extreme euphoria, including many mood swings.
How are you such a Lydia?
Why would you go over to Lydia’s house?
by Asterizks October 8, 2018
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Lydia

A ugly, fat, unwanted person that smells really bad
Lydia is a pig.
by CapyLlama April 30, 2019
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