piss lump

noun; A condition of the penis easily mistaken for an erection; usually in the morning. It is crucial not to mistake the two where urination becomes quite painful after ejaculation.

At first, Carol was excited to see her husband of fifty years with an erection, sadly, she knew it was only a piss lump and would probably disappear after he relieved himself.

by Charlie 361 November 19, 2011

Dump a Lump

1. To shit; The act of shitting

Variations:

Dump Lumps

Yo bro I'll be right back I have to dump a lump.

I have to dump lumps right now.

by Ruppthritis June 15, 2011

scrotal lumps

A way of life; the proper way of life

Yeah man my life has been pretty scrotal lumps recently

by m e m e.mp3 November 24, 2018

dumped a lump

dumped a lump is a synonym for i shad my pants or i dropped the kids of at the pool

person 1 : "were where you?"
person 2 : "i dumped a lump."

by the f u c k is a pseudonym December 6, 2018

Lump-Summing

The act of grouping people you hate together as if they were all the same person; usually giving them all the same disparaging handle or slur.

"How is it that all you conservatives are racist nazis?"

"How is it all you progressives are communist pedophiles?"

"Would you both just stop Lump-Summing eachother?"

by Muttemor September 3, 2022

Lump Sack

When something is annoying or a liability, it is a Lump Sack.

"Your crime history is a real Lump Sack for your unemployment, David."

by Beefy5Layer November 23, 2022

Asian Lumping

putting (or lumping) all asian peoples into one depicting category that does not fit all asian people or cultures.

a person thought that a Pakistani person wasn't asian. they were asian lumping

by blue shirt February 11, 2022