Lordsburg

Lordsburg, the perfect place to stop on I-10 between El Paso and Phoenix. There are many resturants and enough hotel rooms to room everyone that actually lives in Lordsburg. If you are visiting, we will know...especially if your white. White kids should get minority scholorships for college here. the only white people are ranchers and border patrol agents...most of them are mexican to...! there isnt much to do, we drink and shoot things...or go out of town. All in all lordsburg is a great place as long as your just passing through...if you have to live there, Im sorry!

lets stop in Lordsburg for gas

If we stop to eat in Lordsburg we will get gas

I sure hope we dont get stuck in Lordsburg!

When are we going through Lordsburg...we just passed it

by theonethatgotawayfromhell March 15, 2009

Loras

Crappy college in Dubuque Iowa that resembles a high school only it is not as fun. All girls are prudes all the guys are jock fags and there is one college bar in the entire town.

I go to Loras "High School" and I never go out.

by Dewey the Duhawk May 2, 2005

Lors

The next incarnation of Dr. Seuss' coke usage.

"Hello!" said the Lors.

The Lors rocks!

by International Comittee of Me January 22, 2005

lolts

a unit of hilarity.
(adaption of volts)

Fred: You are gay.
Tom: That has so many lolts!!
Fred: You also have alot of lolts.

by Loltager May 29, 2009

lort

This is the noise that occurs when a fart passes through bath water.

Whilst chilling in the tub, if one feels the need to fart, a bubble will rise and explode with the resulting sound: LORT!

by Zeke1 September 5, 2006

lortab

a badass narcotic wit dat hydrocodone in it

hit me up wit dat lortab and percs

by killa from cali May 18, 2006

lorting

lorting, lort, lorty
To lie down for a while and drift in and out of sleep. To relax in comfortable furniture. A highly anticipated rest or nap.
A lazy or unmotivated person. Useless lounger.
Feeling compelled to lie down in a comfortable place, or a very comfortable piece of furniture.
A reverent word for lounging.

I can't wait to get home and lort for a while.
Sam is such a lort, I tried to call him bt he won't get off the couch to play ball.
I wanted to come meet you guys but I was lorting super hard.
Check out that super lorty looking couch, I could lay there for a while. Ahh lorting.

by Kevymac311 September 18, 2007