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Local bridge it

When someone wants to or has killed themselves by jumping off a bridge.
Originated in a school full of depressed people who laugh at their problems instead of dealing with them in a healthy and productive way.
Depressed person: "I'm gonna local bridge it at this rate"
Normal person: "There's a bridge you can jump from not far from here"
by ImNotJay February 18, 2019
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wannabe local

A local who doesn’t think they’re a local. They use old stan twitter memes and beat them to absolute death. They usually Stan Shane Dawson, Jeffree Star, James Charles, and other various aggravating unfunny youtubers. They can still be found in Raini Rodriguez’s comment section saying things like “omg you snapped, skinny queen. Spill the tea shishtar. Lit rally speechless”
That wannabe local won’t stop saying ‘and I- oop’
by naomiluna November 28, 2019
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Local Hooligan

someone who participates in mischievious acts such as coneing,soaping fountains or anything else that obstructs the normal flow of society.
local hooligan Shannanaganz, kelly
by Shannanaganz February 4, 2009
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local economy

Visiting a strip club, whore house, swingers club, adult video, or other sexual venue; usually in another city or in your local community when you are not accustomed to going to.
When Jim's wife goes on business trips, Jim and I put singles back into our local economy. His wife was once greatful for the local economy when she was a social worker in TJs.
by Frank Cuzzocrea April 13, 2006
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Local 58

Local 58 is a bad ass YouTube channel with very strange but awesome videos. It appears that aliens may be behind the events in the series. It requires the use of a brain to fully enjoy the videos. You are on the fastest available route and you should go outside now.
Local 58 needs to upload more videos

There are many knockoffs of Local 58 on YouTube with questionable quality
by UndeadEAS1994 September 28, 2019
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Local Bitch

Your town bitch. You can always rely on this bitch to be a bitch. There are usually many in one town.
Daniel: Who’s that?

Tom: That’s Heather, she’s the Local Bitch.
by Bitch Expert August 23, 2019
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global-local

A shit argument that destroyes debate
They ran global local and got schooled.
by Anusha Deshpande November 12, 2003
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