Lobster shag

A lobster shag is someone who can't help but shag a lobster whenever they see one. They are mostly found in aquarium fish tanks, seafood vans, a beach and a lobster breeding sanctuary. Also be careful if you dress as lobster because you may be in the radius of a near by lobster shagger

"hey mate look at that shagger"
"nah mate thats a lobster shagger"

Lobster shag by Lobster shag December 1, 2019

lobster trap 

The act of pulling one's penis out of a woman's vagina while simmultaneously releasing one's balls from her anal cavity. This in turn makes a suction sound that can quite humorous. The maneuver resembles a lobster (the woman) being caught in a trap (the man) and not being released until the man blows his load and his balls decrease in size allowing the removal from her anus.

"I just lobster trapped that fine specimen. Boyyahh!!"

lobster trap by solely known as Tron June 27, 2006

lobster dick 

A possible side effect of excessive Western Grips.

Due to my addiction to western grips, I now have to face the painful concequences of a lobster dick.

lobster dick by el faggo May 22, 2009

lobster pasta 

When you have sex with a woman on her period who then gives you oral sex

I was gonna go down on her, but it was that time of the month, so she gave me lobster pasta instead

lobster pasta by Philbus June 6, 2019

Lobster Claw 

Originating in the state of Maine, a term used to describe 'four in the stink' and 'one in the pink'. A variation of the 'shocker' and the 'beatle clip'.

When she woke up in the morning, it felt as though a crustacean had eaten her asshole, but in reality her boyfriend had given her the ole lobster claw the night before.

Lobster Claw by R Brown May 24, 2006

Lobster Taco 

Slang for a Maine woman's vagina. Could also be use to describe the vagina of any woman living in the coastal New England states.

Dude, I totally ate her lobster taco last night.

Lobster Taco by Fireballwilly March 17, 2013

lobster back 

1) A british soldier who faught against the soon to be Americans in the American Revolutionary war. They were called lobster backs because they wore red coats.

2) Slang for an annoying british person who is arrogant and cant stop boasting about how much better there country is than america.

Your nothing but a dirty lobster back.

lobster back by Timmmahhh August 7, 2006