Ling’s ritual

Pleasing yourself so hard, your bellend pops

I did Ling’s ritual last night, I had to have seven stitches but it was worth it.

by Edward Ling September 27, 2017

Wang Ling

A nerdy boy who likes chinese light novels

Everyone: Wang Ling!
Nerdy Boy: What? Do you want to face my Hidden Nine Heavenly Dragon Punch?!

by Semi_Nigh2 March 14, 2020

Yee Ling

She’s the type of girl who likes songs that has a deep meaning to it. She also like to watch movies and make friends online.

Yee Ling is a name-

by Your stepsis November 22, 2021

Ding a ling

Ding a ling is usually a penis

MY Ding a ling is bigger than yours

by www.mcdonalds.com September 15, 2018

Yuezheng Ling

The best girl on the planet. She’s smart, kind, and has a sense of humor that will make anybody laugh. She can make anyone fall in love with her.

“Yuezheng Ling is so cool! I can’t wait to meet her”

by luo tianyi November 28, 2021

gimp ling

Long stringy poop

Oh I had a gimp ling

by The person of you to me December 09, 2013

carson ling

Carson Ling is dumb as rocks and likes to be a dickhead to everybody, but can’t take any sort of insult or criticism or else he’ll cry. Carson Ling is also probably one of the biggest homos you’ll ever meet.

Guy 1 - You wanna hang out with Carson ling later

Guy 2 - Nah fuck that nigga Carson Ling is always trying to hit on me and is a big bitch

by DopeAssNigga635 August 29, 2020