land of steers and queers

Oklahoma

The only two things from Oklahoma are steers and queers, and I don't see any horns on you boy. (Officer and a Gentleman, An - 1982)

by Rick July 9, 2003

Land of Parting Gifts

A term coined on the 1987 revival of the game show Blackbusters by host Bill Rafferty.

I'm sorry it didn't work out for you. You will be heading to the Land of Parting Gifts.

by John April 29, 2005

land beyond the rainbows

1.A magical place where anything can happen and nothing can go wrong
2.Place you go when you get high
3.A place with magical rainbows and purple gitraffes
and hearts and stripes and many colors

omgz lets go to the land beyond the rainbows

by liz(toxic) August 26, 2007

Land cruiser

The most mistaken vehicle on Earth. It is not a POS Land Rover. This is the real vehicle that traverses the toughest terrain on Earth. Not the one that traverses the warranty department at its local dealership

Yo, that Land Cruiser is running. Must not be a Land Rover.

by Ramathorn15 May 24, 2019

Land Mine

A thin ugly chick.

Ronnie was hooking up with grenades, fat ugly chicks, and land mines, thin ugly chicks and lovin life.

by ronniejerseyshorewow July 30, 2010

land oyster

A large wad of coughed up phlegm or mucus too large and grotesque to swallow back down

Get your crackers and hot sauce ready, I've got a land oyster coming your way *cough*

by Donny Dymond March 26, 2008

land shark

A character from the SNL line up of back in the day. He'd knock on the door and say a phrase to convince the party on the other side of the door to answer. For example knock knock

"Knock knock" (actor on other side of door) "Who's there" The landshark then answers, "Pizza man" then the actor on other side of door would open the door and get eaten by the landshark

by Rich August 22, 2004