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krunked

The best thing to do, to get drunk ang high. You truly haven't lived until you got krunked
I don't remember anything from last night I was so krunked
by Daws the sauce boss December 15, 2015
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Krunked

Verb,
The act of murdering a child with a sledgehammer
Big Bob absolutely krunked that child, there was nothing left
by anonymous November 3, 2020
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krunk

"let's get krunk tonight, man"
"im so krunk right now"
by tylerisAduck March 2, 2021
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krunked

Man, you got krunked badly!
by boinextdoor69 June 10, 2020
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Krunk

Krunk is a word to describe someone that aggressively fists someone or something in the ass as a threat.
Im gon Krunk u in da ass u lil squirrel.
by JamaicaAn PaTtie PotaToeSs November 14, 2019
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super-krunk

The act of being extremely high and drunk at once.
This weekend would be so chill...if we get super-krunk!
by Kevin11 May 26, 2007
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Krunk Fungler

A Fungler person who is addicted to shrooms and masturbates to Toad from Mario.

Krunk is an adjective for purple and swollen.

Thus, a Krunk Fungler is a person who edges to toad until their cock turns purple
Jefferson: Hey is Ethan joining us at the bar tonight?
Johnny "Bilge Chute" Esgarcot: Nah, you know that motherfucker is a krunk fungler, bet he's moaning and jerking to fucking toad preforming autofellatio
by definitlynotakrunkfungler April 12, 2024
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