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Kristin

Wow, where do I begin. Kristin is a sexy awesome person, but don't let her superficial charm and talent fool you. Under the surface you will be met with a raging homophobic, transphobic, racist person. While she claims it's "all fun and games" secretly you know she'd vote no for any human rights. So in summary, she is a sweet and charming attractive you lady, that will commit tax fraud for you, and will bag out any minorities.
"Have you hung out with Kristin lately?"
"Omg yes, you should have heard what she was saying."
by jak3ywak3y December 30, 2023
mugGet the Kristinmug.

Krusty Kristin

A woman that has no brain. Literally an NPC. A meal for Krusty Kristin only consists of rabbit food and Vodka.

Also could be used to describe when a female uses male sperm as shampoo and occasionally sunscreen.
It may also describe when an older female uses the scent of her urine to lure in younger children to her blatantly obvious white van, which may be referred to as “rape train.”
Not again, Darrell just got convicted for committing a Krusty Kristin again… this time at an elementary school.

My roommate just ran out of shampoo so she’s doing the Krusty Kristin again. This time from her creepy step-dad.
by Seth Sidle April 28, 2022
mugGet the Krusty Kristinmug.

Kristin

an extreme procrastinator who can't get her work done in a timely manner for shit
Ugh why do I have to be such a Kristin when it comes to doing my homework?
by krustykristine October 26, 2020
mugGet the Kristinmug.

Kristine

A badass bitch who won't hesitate to beat somebody the tf up if they talking shit and loves Jesus.
Person: Omg Kristine is so dumb

Me: Girl shut the fuck up wit yo nasty ass. You're lucky Jesus is watching cuz if he weren't that crusty wig would be a mop and

you would be the pole.
by _Kris_Jenner_ June 12, 2023
mugGet the Kristinemug.

kristin zielke

kristin zielke is a fucking raisin
by andremedl November 23, 2018
mugGet the kristin zielkemug.

karly and kristin

Two ridiculous women who love each other unconditionally and will apparently go to any length to keep each other in each other's "realms." But I want the real thing and that is you in my life as my wife.
When are Karly and Kristin getting married?
by #1Karlyfan January 7, 2023
mugGet the karly and kristinmug.

Kristine

Person 1: "Kristine is short"
Kristine: "REEEEEEEEEEEE"
by Perrypatter June 30, 2021
mugGet the Kristinemug.

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