lobster knife fight

Two words: fucking epic

"Holy shit Matt, it's a fucking lobster knife fight!"
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by Matty Riffs March 26, 2009

80's knife

An expression that is used as the object of a sentence relating to a situation that is reminiscent of the culture of the 1980's.

T1: Woah, check out that bitchen' Camaro stacked with the blower on the hood.

T2: That car makes me want to kill myself with an 80's knife.

by zwibble de jah jah December 26, 2008

knife

A Small Sharp blade that is used for cutting things. Can change the tide of battle.

Big Muscular dude:Im gonna beat you up!
Guy with Knife:Im gonna stab you.
Big Muscular Dude:Hey man, no hard feelings, I was just kidding.

by Bolter!! January 17, 2007

toe knife

Toe knife is a very sufficient way to clean the shit that lingers in betwixed your toes the toe knife is usually dirty and that's okay because it scrapes off the scum that is living under your feet

Hey man can I borrow your toe knife I lost mine at the county fair

by Cactus clarity September 8, 2016

Knifewrench

The best invention ever created. Coined by the Janitor in Scrubs.

"Knifewrench! For Kids!"
"Knifewrennnnnnnnnnch! Practical AND safe!"

by Benstan November 27, 2006

knife edge chop

A wrestling move patened and made famous by Ric Flair. The knife edge chop is a chop to the chest done with the hand slightly bent so the outside is facing the person. Results in a thunderous slap sound and leaves a person with a huge bruise on their chest.
When this is done in wrestling by any wrestler, the crowd shouts "Wooooo" each time, paying respect to Ric Flair.

Ric Flair knife edge chopped Triple H so many times, blood began to trickle down the chest of Triple H.

by Tom Sroka November 14, 2007

love knife

To stab someone who you love. Used mostly to describe crazed fans of musicians. They love the band so much, they want to 'love knife' them and stab them. Coined by Kyle Gass from the band "Tenacious D" in their late 1990's HBO comedy shorts.

(Kyle and Jack are stopped by Lee, their biggest fan, outside the club they just performed at. After asking for their home address, the two of them walk away from him with ominous music playing)

Jack Black (JB): "This dude is total stalk-a-razzi..."
Kyle Gass (KG): "He's full on love knife material"
JB: "Love knife?"
KG: "Yeah, you know .. when they get close .. a little TOO close .. 'oh, I love you! I love you! I love you!' .. then *STAB**STAB**STAB** .. ha, and you're covered in blood .. but they think they did a good thing!"
JB: "Creepy man!"

by thepickofdestiny January 25, 2006