Ian: I just saw that Jesus is truly here! It is insane! He has performed multiple miracles, ended all wars, and he actually seems to be in favor of racism.
Sean: Well, dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens!
Sean: Well, dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens!
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To kill a kitten is to masterbate. Comes from the slogan, "Every time you masterbate, God kills a kitten"
Yo don't be killin' kittens in there!
Oh man she is too fine. I best go kill a kitten before somethin dreadful happens
Oh man she is too fine. I best go kill a kitten before somethin dreadful happens
by Steve April 11, 2003
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The metaphorical kitten killing is carried out by proxy, courtesy of Our Lord.
The metaphorical kitten killing is carried out by proxy, courtesy of Our Lord.
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EMPLOYEE 1: Oh, the kittens and puppies in the summer intern program are so cute, I just want to take them home and cook them a hot meal!
EMPLOYEE 2: Cute, sure. But they'll kill you in your sleep and eat you if they think they can get away with it.
EMPLOYEE 2: Cute, sure. But they'll kill you in your sleep and eat you if they think they can get away with it.
by Eegah! June 21, 2010
Get the kittens and puppies mug.A jerk fest. Developed from the phrase "Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten." Thus to masturbate many times within a night is to kill many kittens. Hence, "death to all kittens."
by BoneheadXL January 15, 2008
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'A dead woman.' That must mean the Baroness! But Paula was electrocuted- great calamity kittens! I'm going mad!
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