The sexiest guy that you can ever meet and he also likes to masturbate a lot a lot and he also wants to fuck a girl named callista(all kevin want to fuck callista)
One known as the absolute best person ever in the world. There are not enough words to describe him. He's simply amazing, no matter what he says. He's the best! Usually always smells amazing. Cute, funny, and amazing.
Makes people extremely happy. Also gives off a chemical to make people very tired.
An asshole , know it all piece of shit human being. Thinks that everything he says is factual. Has the smallest dick known to man, you' need a scientific microscope to see it. Doesn't know how to be faithful, takes handfulls of pills when he deems life to hard.
Girl 1 : Did you have sex with Kevin last night?
Girl 2: Yah , had to ask if his dick was in.
Girl1:better becareful or you will catch a kevin.