kelzii-star

a myspace famous scene kid that lives in leeds and is widely known for her style and being a drunk.

girl #1: OMG DID YOU SEE KELZII-STAR'S NEW PICTURE!!!
girl #2: *gasp* no i haven't, omg i have to see it!!!!

by dannehhhhh November 3, 2009

kelet

A creature with two heads, four legs and two arms, a long tail and wings. It has like 1000 eyes all over it's head and torso. It breathes fire out of it's mouth which is aligned with 100's of teeth that can tear into almost anything. It can fly into outer space and swim into the deepest parts of the ocean. It is the ultimate beast and it is immortal. It has been living since the beggining of time, but has been in hiding and usually only comes out at night. It lives near the middle of the ocean where no person would dare to travel. Actually it lives in the bermuda triangle (now you know where the disappearences come from). But it does come out at night and flies to the closest city to feed on people.The only thing that can kill it is a kiss from an albino woman between the age of 20-23. It would be very difficuly to kill a kelet so watch out when you go near this beast.

Don't go near the Bermuda Triangle

by Choco February 13, 2004

klezzemple

a person who has sex with other species

look at that klezzemple fuck that horse

by Joe Dahl March 18, 2004

klezbo

1) A lesbian who enjoys Klezmer music.
2) One who listens to Hypnotic Clamebake.
3) One who loves Maury.

1) A klezbo walks into a blues bar and orders a slow gin fizz.
2) No one but pure klezbos were at the last Clambake show.
3) I've gone klezbo- I can't get Maury out of my mind!

by kb101 January 17, 2010

Kelefane

A political disaster of great proportions. Also known as a puppet in most eyes.

The Kelefane stops here.

by Audigy August 20, 2010

Keezy F

A swag surfin beat individual. Mostly found in suburbs around large groups of women, this person is usually hated on non stop by a select few due to their inadequecies. Usually this type of person is wearing a shmedium sized shirt and has super human girl pulling abilities. Derived from the late Robert McKee, which is the words' root.

Man, last night I felt keezy f like a mofo.

by Zero Bliss August 28, 2010

Keezbag

A keezbag is a person who likes to violently fuck themselves in a corner.

You're such a keezbag!

by Bree-Bear April 27, 2011