Keegan

Yo Keegan likes to throw frisbees. Colorado is tall, apple fritter, blonde hair, car, socks and sandals ALL day long, huge personality. Like the best. 11/10 human being. Would recommend.

Person 1: Yo
Person 2: Yo
Person 1: Did you hear Keegan’s laugh last night?
Person 2: He’s in your closet
Person 1: He’s following you
Person 2: DON’T TURN AROUND

by BigBear3000 September 7, 2020

Keegan Slauenwhite

Keegan Slauenwhite is the sweetest, sexiest man alive. He's a redneck country boy with a hell of temper. Ladies he's a keeper.

"Look there's Keegan Slauenwhite" , "back off bitch he's mine"

by Joe my mamma November 2, 2020

Keegan

this dude is a total jackass and makes racist jokes he probably has a friend named aiden and swears in every single sentence that he makes he also probably wears the same damn hoodie every single day and has like ten million friends who absolutely adore him for no actual reason

Me: Keegan is a total jackass dude..

by nddndn February 11, 2023

Keegan

He's the world's most state-of-the-art sex bot to date.

Bro have you tried out Keegan yet, shits ungodly.

by Ultra Man Man December 3, 2022

keegan

Person "yo keegan"
keega "yo"

keegan is super like a keegan

by anonymous December 6, 2022

Keegan

A guy who gets lost in parking lots FREQUENTLY

Person 1: Have you seen Keegan?
Person 2: I think he got lost in the parking lot again.

by gary_12222 December 15, 2022

Keegan

Giraffe-like and usually bad at basketball. DO NOT DATE u may turn gay after dating him (all with love)

Did you see that girl who dated Keegan, she's a carpet muncher now and he still believes he'll be in the NBA.

by justthetruthlol December 12, 2023