Kale Seed Lick

(V.) The action of using pieces of wilted kale as a tongue to lick someone during sex. A high priorities with sexually active vegans.

“Did you hear she’s one of those people who’s into the kale seed lick thing?”

by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018

Christian Kale

It's Christian Bale, but with kale for head!

Wow. That kale just looks like Christian Kale!

by CptDoge November 14, 2016

Kale-bwangu

To agree or to give permission to someone

You’re going to pass fimma kale-bwangu

by Byte_fyi October 1, 2025

Kale

Unit of measurement, approximately 25 heads

“Head count?”
“There is a kale”

by y’all’d’nt’ve March 21, 2020

Kale

Really cool guy who could beat professional wrestlers in a 1v1. Makes weird noises when he thinks he’s alone. Definitely don’t neglect this hot boi

Daaang, he did it again, that Kale. He’s a keeper.

by Minioncurry52 January 17, 2025

kaling

coolest people on earth

wow that's a nice kaling

by kalinga69 March 3, 2023

Kale

Kale is a very dumb Ginger. He says he’s a pimp but cries about a girl that he will never get. He thinks he will get “big bod” but he looks like fucking Gumby.

Look at that ugly ginger he’s name is probably Kale

by Gabrielle_lima July 13, 2020