A Juan is a guy known everywhere. Theres always a Juan in every town. In the old Greek language Juan means master, chief, king, they always had slaves named carlos and francisco and still to this day some juans have a dog named Francisco and most juans have a nigger friend named Carlos. juans these days are known as playa pimp bosses or pimp boss playas, however you wanna call it maybe BOSS HOGG. they also hate pheonix arisona cuz its a peice a shit. A juan is also a guy that every girl wants to have for many perticular reasons but girls are just gonna have to find out.
Wow! you were such a "Juan" last night Carlos.
That guy from last night was great in bed, i think his name was "Juan".
Carlos I fuckin hate you! You should be more like "Juan".
Does that guy have a slave named carlos? wow he must b a Juan.
That guy from last night was great in bed, i think his name was "Juan".
Carlos I fuckin hate you! You should be more like "Juan".
Does that guy have a slave named carlos? wow he must b a Juan.
by fck PHX May 9, 2010
Juan's have a huge dick to put in girls and always get pussy every night. no jerking off needed. All the girls want to at least give him head or a hand-job. He could steal your girl like that. you blink your girl is sucking Juan's cock. nobody get's more pussy than the Juan you know.
by laid2000 May 2, 2018
smarter than the average american and able to last, please and continue pleasing the american female thats why you see more juans than johns with american females HAHA
Juan gimmie sum ,juan you still awake , juan you smell good juan im glad you swam the river ,juan you are the meat in my smokehouse
by apache_princess1 April 21, 2008
When one mexican or beaner plays another mexican in basketball, this is considered to be "juan on juan"
"Hey Julio, do you wanna go get a burrito with me then play some juan on juan?"
"That juan on juan yesterday was real dope. Those guys were sweating so much, it looked like they were trying to cross the border or something."
"That juan on juan yesterday was real dope. Those guys were sweating so much, it looked like they were trying to cross the border or something."
by Gabby D. December 2, 2007
a great basketball player. usually an aquarius. great kisser but isn't faithful unless they truly love someone. only bad thing about them is that they have a chode. great hair and beautiful smile. heart breaker. doesn't like being bossed around or people getting in his love life. biggest pet peeve trying to talk to them when mad.
by be/unique May 26, 2015
Man:"Hey lets go to the movies."
Friend:"I cant I have no money."
Man:"I can see your check in your hand,Your Juaning right now."
Friend:"I cant I have no money."
Man:"I can see your check in your hand,Your Juaning right now."
by Ballsoutjohnson December 4, 2010