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juan

smarter than the average american and able to last, please and continue pleasing the american female thats why you see more juans than johns with american females HAHA
Juan gimmie sum ,juan you still awake , juan you smell good juan im glad you swam the river ,juan you are the meat in my smokehouse
by apache_princess1 April 21, 2008
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juan on juan

When one mexican or beaner plays another mexican in basketball, this is considered to be "juan on juan"
"Hey Julio, do you wanna go get a burrito with me then play some juan on juan?"

"That juan on juan yesterday was real dope. Those guys were sweating so much, it looked like they were trying to cross the border or something."
by Gabby D. December 29, 2007
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juan

a great basketball player. usually an aquarius. great kisser but isn't faithful unless they truly love someone. only bad thing about them is that they have a chode. great hair and beautiful smile. heart breaker. doesn't like being bossed around or people getting in his love life. biggest pet peeve trying to talk to them when mad.
hey who's that sexy guy. with the good looks?
that's juan he's a heart breaker but a great kisser!
by be/unique May 28, 2015
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Juaning

When one lies uncontrollably about almost any little thing,even when caught.
Man:"Hey lets go to the movies."
Friend:"I cant I have no money."
Man:"I can see your check in your hand,Your Juaning right now."
by Ballsoutjohnson December 8, 2010
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juan

the ultimate rebuke of "who's Joe cousin of Juan, Juan way ticket to mexico
Juan pronounced who-on, best used on your Latino pals
by Le Big Kahuna December 25, 2019
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Juan.

Person 1 "Juan."
Person2 "Juan."
by Reddwarf (God dammit why) November 2, 2020
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juan

Juan is the greatest person to exist. He is amazing at soccer. Jamal stands no chance against him. He is the goat at everything he does. Hes better than everyone at everything.
Juan is so cool

Juan is the goat at soccer
Juan is better than Jamal at every sport
Juan is the best person itw
by anonymous10203389 January 16, 2022
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