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jonny moss

the extraction of a lemming from a panda while a man in a bus looks on
crap, theres another jonny moss in the zoo
by bilbo saggins November 30, 2006
mugGet the jonny mossmug.

jonny typo

a word on aim or texting that is spelled completly wrong and unable to comprehend.
n00bpwner: hewy mamna yon i got fnea and xvoco.
confusedguy: wtf did you say. you pulled a fuckin jonny typo.
by James Kerin January 26, 2008
mugGet the jonny typomug.

jonny mccutchen

Last night I touch that bitch's Jonny Mccutchen!
by dillion loves the cocus January 6, 2008
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jonny greenwood

jonny greenwood is the most sexy and talented person of all time. he plays guitar along with many other instruments and is part of the most. virgin core band titled “radiohead.” i cant get the video of him playing both the piano and the guitar at the same time in that one life performance of “street spirit (fade out.)” he is also a film director and as i mentioned previously he is so incredibly sexy. he often abuses his guitar. kind of wishing i was the guitar but that’s a whole other kettle of fish.
person 1: “dude did you see that guy with the mushroom cut playing 6 instruments at the same time?”
person 2: “oh that’s just jonny greenwood.”
by jonnygreenwoodsguitar March 20, 2023
mugGet the jonny greenwoodmug.

Jonny 42

God basically. Gets all the children in his basement
by Eivsleiv42 September 18, 2020
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Jonny Shake

The manoeuvre performed by most self-respecting men after they piss. Involves shaking ones dick so that all excess piss is removed.
Hey man I just went for a piss but forgot to do a Jonny Shake so now I have a piss spot on my boxers”
by A Trustworthy Botswana Man August 3, 2018
mugGet the Jonny Shakemug.

Jonny Craig

A piece of shit who has messed up and dropped multiple women
Let’s take out the trash, and get rid of Jonny Craig.
by Blah_blah_blah_:) January 5, 2020
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