jonas brothers 

A boy band that only teeny boppers like, and most likely because of their looks. They target the young audiences of age 8-14. They are overrated, just like Zac Efron.

Teeny bopper: *SQUEALS* AAAAAH JOE is SOOOO HAWT! <33333

Dude: The Jonas brothers are ugly monkeys who can't sing.

jonas brothers by Stealth! February 25, 2008

jonas brothers 

stupid ugly boy band that everyone likes even though they are involved with miley cyrus and can't sing = it's true beeotch!!

"buring up BURNIING UPP" OWW MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jonas brothers!! Ughh!

jonas brothers by MandaKaye=] October 16, 2008

jonas brothers 

uhm.... this is URBAN dictionary so im mad dat the Jonas Brothers are on here

10yr old girl: OMG! The Jonas Brothers

me: Shut the fuck up dumb bitch!

jonas brothers by jshvan March 30, 2008

Jonas Brothers 

The Jonas Brothers are a Christian Rock band from Wyckoff, New Jersey.

They started their careers when the youngest Jonas, Nicholas, who is currently 14, got signed to a recording contract with INO/Columbia Records.

Soon after, the record label heard a song that Nicholas had written with his brothers, Joseph and Kevin. The record label soon signed them as a brother group.

The rest it history.

Hey! The Jonas Brothers are playing Jersey tonight!

Jonas Brothers by Popfan December 10, 2006

Jonas Brothers 

Consists of three band members. Nicholas Jerry Jonas;14, Joseph Adam Jonas;17,and Paul Kevin Jonas II,19. Discovered when youngest Jonas, Nicholas, recorded "A Christmas Prayer", written with his father. Columbia Records offered him a record deal after hearing the song. Joseph and Paul(goes by Kevin) asked if they could write a song with Nicholas, and they did, because they're all best friends as well as brothers. They wrote a song called Please Be Mine, and the rest is history:)

Paso Robles Mid-State Fair Jonas Brothers Concert 7/30/07:)

Jonas Brothers by Morgan0102 August 4, 2007

Jonas Brothers 

A band of 3 gay asses names Nick, Kevin and Joe Jonas. Mostly girls aged 5-17 WORSHIP (I mean it) these assholes. Most of these girls have over-protective parents who wont let them listen to anything else but Disney music. Half of those parents are Soccer-moms. If you post mean things to the lovers, they will reply " You just hate them because ur jealous"

OMJ!!! I goT TIcKetS To GO See THE JoNAs BroThERs I LoVE YOu NiCk <3

Jonas Brothers by Anti jonas March 14, 2010

jonas brothers 

Bunch of queers that play shitty crap on a stage probably built by slaves
They worship satan and shitted on the holy Bible, Torah, and Quaran
They are part of the KKK and also like to rape young little girls
They are probably gonna die from testicular explosion
Don't listen to their crap cuz if you do, God will know and he won't be happy

Dad: Holyshit, Jonas Brothers, quick Stan call 911
Stan: Here, listen to some Black Sabath
Dad: ahh so much better
Stan: Should I burn the radio dad
Dad: YES, go do that, and tommorow we're gonna sue the station

jonas brothers by notanoob7778 June 30, 2009