some bubble gum pop band that came from my hometown of wyckoff new jersey. their main fan base consists of girls between ages 9 - 19. nick is the only one that has any talent. even though they are considered by many (and by many i mean teenage girls) the best thing since sliced bread, they are not even that good. metallica is way better.
group of girls: omg the jonas brothers are so hot. they are all so sensitive and not afraid to show their emotions.
weird guy: omg i know
group of guys: gay
weird guy: omg i know
group of guys: gay
by tij April 06, 2008
the most brainwashing, horrible, band ever.
a band that automatically signed themselves to Disney, just so they will get fangirls and can get undeserved appreciation for their wanna-be imitation of music.
mostly loved by girls from ages 7-15.
Why anyone 13+ would like them is beyond me, but some people just haven't heard good music.
a band that automatically signed themselves to Disney, just so they will get fangirls and can get undeserved appreciation for their wanna-be imitation of music.
mostly loved by girls from ages 7-15.
Why anyone 13+ would like them is beyond me, but some people just haven't heard good music.
Girl1: im lyke going 2 the jonas brothers showw 2nitee!!!!!11111
Girl2: omg no wayy rlyyy????// i wannanna go soooooo bad 2 !!!!11
Girl2: omg no wayy rlyyy????// i wannanna go soooooo bad 2 !!!!11
by hfdskt5798347 July 08, 2009
A rather slimey waste that happens when you get addicted or like stupid things such as Hannah Montana, Disney Channel and High School Musical 2.
It makes a "ploosh" noise while coming out of your backside.
It makes a "ploosh" noise while coming out of your backside.
by Linabby August 10, 2008
When used as a noun, the Jonas Brothers, also known as the Jotards, are a band compiled of three ugly cavemen who try their hands at singing.
However, being unable to speak properly (as they are cavemen going through puberty,) they produce something similar to the sound of a drowning whale.
When used as an adjective, Jonas Brothers may also refer to an unpleasent sight or sound.
However, being unable to speak properly (as they are cavemen going through puberty,) they produce something similar to the sound of a drowning whale.
When used as an adjective, Jonas Brothers may also refer to an unpleasent sight or sound.
(When used as an adjective)
Sam's voice sounded like the Jonas Brothers on stage with a microphone.
Nails on a chalkboard remind me of the Jonas Brothers.
Emerging from the hallway was a horrible man more unsightly than the Jonas Brothers.
Sam's voice sounded like the Jonas Brothers on stage with a microphone.
Nails on a chalkboard remind me of the Jonas Brothers.
Emerging from the hallway was a horrible man more unsightly than the Jonas Brothers.
by Anna Elizabeth von Capulette August 26, 2008
bunch of gay bitches that murdered music, shitted on it's remains, and ate it's cock
also they are they pretend to be christian but in real life they worship satan and are part of the KKK
don't listen to their garbage because if you do, you'll go to hell
also they are they pretend to be christian but in real life they worship satan and are part of the KKK
don't listen to their garbage because if you do, you'll go to hell
Music listener1: Jonas brothers, huh i wonder what's so special?
(gunshot)
5 minutes later
Music listener2: Hey Paul i got some- Oh my god Jonas Brothers
(gunshot)
Music listener 1 and 2 R.I.P.
(gunshot)
5 minutes later
Music listener2: Hey Paul i got some- Oh my god Jonas Brothers
(gunshot)
Music listener 1 and 2 R.I.P.
by notan00b777 June 29, 2009
gay young men who have a crappy talent - joe jonas- nerd nick jonas- went solo and is now in a band nick jonas and the adminastration kevin jonas- just married and is very stupid they are all singers and actors in there show "jonas"
by rick tillings February 07, 2010
Some wannabe-Rock Pop band that only gained fame from being on the Disney channel. For some odd reason many people on here try to defend their music(and by people I mean 13 year old girls). You can tell the people defending them are girls because they all post nearly the exact same message. Often overusing the word "amazing" in the wrong context. Think of them as the modern day Hanson.
JB Fan: OMG!!!!! the Jonas Brothers r not gay, thay r tha most amazingly amazing band since the invention of amazing which just so happened to be invented by the Jonas Brothers in the late 1800's in the ancient city of Amazington founded by the greek god Amazingtosinos(btw there is like historical data that links the Jonas Brothers gentically to Amazingtosinos). Until in 1805 the town was plagued by a disease called Amazingitus, which wasnt actually a disease because it only made the Jonas Brothers even more amazing adding to their already vast quantity of amazingness.
Why are they amazing u ask?, because they are like hott n stuff, who knows im just a stupid teenager and i lyke wut they tell me two.
Why are they amazing u ask?, because they are like hott n stuff, who knows im just a stupid teenager and i lyke wut they tell me two.
by quasiasshole August 21, 2008