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hungry jon

Hungry Jon is a person when there about to die and will do anything to cook up some fish and eat it. You better not steal his fish, especially His talpas. You will die if you eat his fish.
Pon: about to die of hunger.
Pon: pon is a hungry Jon

Pon: cooks up some fish
Beverett: steals fish and eats it in front of pon.
Pon: ᎯℕᎶℰℛᎽ.
Beverett: turns in to a hippo and gets big dose of radiation from 1945 Hiroshima.
Beverett: grows 8 legs and 43 elbows.
Pon: smiles while beverett the mutant hippo dies from sharks. In a lake
by Drinkingcarrots October 21, 2018
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Jon Lach

Jon Lach, born on April 3, 2001, is an Independent Rapper, Singer, Producer, and Motivational speaker from Grand Rapids, Michigan. The genres of music he makes are Hip hop music, and Alternative R&B. He started writing music at the age of 13. He had a rough life growing up. He grew up with his father being out of the picture for most of his childhood, and when he was 6 years old his mother got addicted to drugs which made him and his older brother end up in foster care. He has been in and out of foster care throughout his life. He has struggled with depression, anxiety, drug addictions, abusive homes, and much more. When he was 15, he was homeless, and on the run for a month. When he was 16 his girlfriend committed suicide in front of him. Starting at age 13, he would turn to writing music as a way of therapy to cope with the struggles of his life. He wants to change the world, and inspire others through his art, and his message. He has created a movement called Sleepless. It's called sleepless because he has spent so many long nights putting in hard work because his dreams are worth more than his sleep. The goal of the sleepless movement is to spread love, inspire people to chase their dreams, and to use his gifts/talents to help others, ultimately to make the world a better place.
by Facts all facts April 8, 2021
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Jon Waited

The state of being so drunk you appear in embarrasing photos which you only remember after seeing them on facebook.
Jesus Christ I was jon waited last night, everyone was laughing at me on facebook
by CantStopShola August 19, 2009
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Jon Voight

Jon Voight is an actor.

The biggest contribution he made to the world was was when he had sex with Marcheline Bertrand in 1974; Bertrand later gave birth to Angelina Jolie.
Karl: Jon Voight is Angelina Jolie's father?
Mark: Who the fuck is Jon Voight?
by Snabelj August 12, 2006
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Jon Lady

Dude, that girls is fione!

No way man, she's totally a Jon Lady!
by Triclopsaur August 1, 2008
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Being a Jon

Look at Kenneth being a Jon, getting hit by all those Ezreal Q's
by Vrohi November 9, 2014
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Jon Arbuckle

The worst person ever. He does not respect wamen and he abuses his animals. STOP THIS MONSTER!!!!
NO ARBUKLE
Sally: oh my god rthat guy is so rude
Jananana: Yeah hes a Jon Arbuckle for sure!!!!!!!
by Andres's January 30, 2019
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