Joey

A rather stupid, shallow character from Friends.

I hurt my Joey's apple!

by SosieBiallissimo August 14, 2007

Joey

A hella dude who gets with big boobs and big butt

Dang I wish i was a joey

by Supmynigga March 30, 2015

Joey

A man's best friend. The action of getting a BJ while watching TV. You sit on the couch and your girlfriend (or in some cases your boyfriend) gives you head while you watch you favorite cartoon show. You can also use her head as a table for all those snacks you bring with you.

I just got a joey while I was watching Full House with my favorite actor Bob Saget!!!

by Mr Joey The Hoey June 2, 2009

Joey

A character from the 1987-1995 show "Full House" and is obsessed with children's cartoons. He lives with eight other people and is crushed on by a weird woman name Mrs. Curruthers. Blonde, Comedian who always treats his women well (even if they don't stay with him long).

Danny-Hey Joey, here's ten bucks for keeping you mouth shut.
Joey-Thanks Danny!
Jesse-Wait so you knew he was a pool shark?
Joey-Well yeah! He went to college in a billiards scholarship.

by StripeSweater April 27, 2014

Joey

faggot

JOEY is a faggot

by Yurmum9/11 December 5, 2016

Joey

A good name to give your child if you want them to catch the gay

"That's cute baby, whats his name?"

"Joey."

"Im disappointed in you'

by Im still looking at you Jack. May 29, 2018

Joey

A fat fuck who doesn't care about anyone but himself. Usually yells at people.

Dayum that fat ass Joey is pissed. He should get a life.

by PinkBulldozer03 June 29, 2017