Joey

THE MOST FUCKING ANNOYING SON OF A BITCH THAT HAS EVER LIVED GETS GIRLS AND DUMPS THEM IN THE FIRST HOUR OF GETTING THEM. 0.2 INCH DICK AND IS USUALLY GINGER

Fuck Joey that little bitch.

by Pousaydestroyer3000 February 03, 2018

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A rather stupid, shallow character from Friends.

I hurt my Joey's apple!

by SosieBiallissimo August 12, 2007

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A hella dude who gets with big boobs and big butt

Dang I wish i was a joey

by Supmynigga March 28, 2015

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A man's best friend. The action of getting a BJ while watching TV. You sit on the couch and your girlfriend (or in some cases your boyfriend) gives you head while you watch you favorite cartoon show. You can also use her head as a table for all those snacks you bring with you.

I just got a joey while I was watching Full House with my favorite actor Bob Saget!!!

by Mr Joey The Hoey June 02, 2009

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A character from the 1987-1995 show "Full House" and is obsessed with children's cartoons. He lives with eight other people and is crushed on by a weird woman name Mrs. Curruthers. Blonde, Comedian who always treats his women well (even if they don't stay with him long).

Danny-Hey Joey, here's ten bucks for keeping you mouth shut.
Joey-Thanks Danny!
Jesse-Wait so you knew he was a pool shark?
Joey-Well yeah! He went to college in a billiards scholarship.

by StripeSweater March 20, 2014

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