The most OVERRATED player in all of professional sports, also plays for the Evil Empire, the New York Yankees. He bats .285 and hits 20 home runs, which most good MLB players would consider an average season, but still gets tons of publicity.
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Faux-hickoid scion of a wealthy New England family transplanted to Texas, where his daddy, a future U.S. president, worked in the awl bidness. Served as governor of Texas. Was appointed to the U.S. presidency on December 12, 2000, by the Supreme Court; took office on January 20, 2001; proceeded to start a war in Iraq and wreck the U.S. economy. Scheduled to be replaced on January 20, 2009, unless he declares himself "dictator" or "decider"; in that case, all bets are off.
Looks like ol' Jethro Mussolini has his monkeys in the State Department trumping up another case for invading one of them "furrin countries," in this case Iran.
Jethro Mussolini attached "signing statements" to several bills he signed into law today, essentially changing the meaning of them into something else.
Jethro Mussolini pronounces nuclear as "NEW-kyu-luhr."
Jethro Mussolini attached "signing statements" to several bills he signed into law today, essentially changing the meaning of them into something else.
Jethro Mussolini pronounces nuclear as "NEW-kyu-luhr."
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Those guys in Lady Antebellum are a couple of Jethrosexuals.
If the Bee Gees had a little twang, they'd be superb Jethrosexuals.
If the Bee Gees had a little twang, they'd be superb Jethrosexuals.
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"Did you see Derek Jeter strike out again with the bases loaded"
"yeah, he shouldn't even be on their 40-man roster"
"yeah, he shouldn't even be on their 40-man roster"
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