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Jared

Jared: Usually refered to as boring, crazy, One worded conersations. Boring coming from the Russian word "Borden".
Friends with audreys, luke enemy, Very hot.
Likes Oranges
Dude Jared is totally making me crazy.
by Jamaica789 December 19, 2011
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Jared

a fatass idiot that tries to make himself look cool but no one likes him exept other people like Jared
by A_GradeGamer December 18, 2018
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Jared

Likes little kids and works at subway.
"Hi, my name is Jared and I like little kids . I make them touch my $5 foot long."
by #dontbeabitch December 31, 2016
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Jared

A dude we all know and dont like to talk to. It's not that no one likes him, it's just that everyone feels bad for him. I mean it would suck to be 4' 3" and the only way this guy knows how to talk to people is with his hands. Anyways fuck Jared
I was looking for Jared all day, I finally found him when I looked down.
by Pacmanmanmanfag January 20, 2017
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Jared

A pathetic drag queen. Obsessed with wet meat fetishes. Like it up the ass by a fat transsexual. Jared just all around sucks shit
Dude your being such a Jared

God man your such a Jared
by Quinnisdumb69 May 29, 2015
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Jarely

A very intelligent and unique young lady. If you have the privilege of meeting a young lady with such a name do not hesitate to befriend her for she is fabulous and probably the coolest person you will ever meet.
by Laputa March 11, 2013
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Jaree

Jaree is a likeable person. She is quiet most of the time, but the truth is she holds many thoughts inside that brain of hers. She spends most of her days thinking; making her one of the smartest people you’ll know.

She is constantly surrounded by friends and people who won’t leave her side. Even if she doesn’t like it, her friends will never leave her because she is so cool!
“Hey man, what’s wrong?”
I don’t know dude, but I really need a Jaree right now
by Jaree’sbabies69 May 22, 2019
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