Jared

Jared is a massive nob, he always wears stripes and thinks its really cool to wear a grey blazer with grey skinny jeans.. although it looks pretty fit ;)
he has the most horrendous laugh.. but i hear it all the time cause i am hilare! although he would argue that he's funnier.
all the girls want him and he blates knows it..
Such a lad, but such a babe. One of my bestest friends, love him lots!! Hahah
Love you Jaaaarrrrr <3

Me: Nice ring Jared ;)
Jared: *Gay little laugh that he does*
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Android 4 lyf bbz!! <3

by Meer_Jeff October 18, 2011

Jared

Just straight trash.

Hey bro are you gonna take the Jared out tonight?

by Prickley pear August 07, 2019

Jared

Jared: Usually refered to as boring, crazy, One worded conersations. Boring coming from the Russian word "Borden".
Friends with audreys, luke enemy, Very hot.
Likes Oranges

Dude Jared is totally making me crazy.

by Jamaica789 December 08, 2011

Jared

a fatass idiot that tries to make himself look cool but no one likes him exept other people like Jared

Your such a Jared

by A_GradeGamer December 18, 2018

Jared

Likes little kids and works at subway.

"Hi, my name is Jared and I like little kids . I make them touch my $5 foot long."

by #dontbeabitch December 31, 2016

Jared

A dude we all know and dont like to talk to. It's not that no one likes him, it's just that everyone feels bad for him. I mean it would suck to be 4' 3" and the only way this guy knows how to talk to people is with his hands. Anyways fuck Jared

I was looking for Jared all day, I finally found him when I looked down.

by Pacmanmanmanfag January 20, 2017

Jared

A pathetic drag queen. Obsessed with wet meat fetishes. Like it up the ass by a fat transsexual. Jared just all around sucks shit

Dude your being such a Jared

God man your such a Jared

by Quinnisdumb69 May 27, 2015