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Jammie Dodger

When your Amazon box includes a hot pink dildo that you didn’t expect
I opened my Amazon box expecting my tiny Miata navigation chip but it was a big black box. I said to my ho, bitch did you buy cookies on my account again? She said, no that’s a Jammie Dodger!
by JammieDodger916 February 6, 2019
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Jesus Jammies

The underwear under the underwear that Mormon women wear
Don't get your Jesus Jammies in a bunch.
by Kass96 March 21, 2017
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Jammy Bop

Another way to say you're going to go masturbate.
Sorry I can't come out onight I'm gonna have a jammy bop.
by Wafflepantz May 1, 2022
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Jammy

a jammy jar of jam;jam
jammy is jam
by AlbertEinsteinJr September 17, 2020
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jammy croissant

When a woman is on a heavy flow period and a bloke bangs her and when he withdraws his cock is covered in menstrual blood.
'I shagged this bird who was on last night, ended up with a jammy croissant'
by Aj2905 September 1, 2014
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Jammied

I'm getting jammied for movie night.
or
I'm getting jammied for bed.
by cookies1234567890 January 1, 2012
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