I opened my Amazon box expecting my tiny Miata navigation chip but it was a big black box. I said to my ho, bitch did you buy cookies on my account again? She said, no that’s a Jammie Dodger!
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When a woman is on a heavy flow period and a bloke bangs her and when he withdraws his cock is covered in menstrual blood.
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