Jake Pisarski

Many decades ago, fuck boi scientists created a whore known to the world as Jake Pisarski. This project would pave the way for countless generations of other whorecunts.

Oh, wow! That looks like a Jake Pisarski!

by swiggityswag666 December 19, 2014

jake moody

A guy with a large butthole

I want to be a jake moody

by Xenragedcinema October 12, 2015

Jakedelaney Dive in

Verb.

A "Jakedelaney Dive in" is a circumstance in which a boy dives or enters the process of attempting to attract a girl to the boy who is "jakedelaney diving in" with an enormous amount of confidence and no fucks for their reputation or dignity. They simply dive in to whatever girl they would like no matter how far out of their league she is.

"Bro, Milani is a fucking goddess, I'm about to Jakedelaney dive in real quick."

by summer16 June 7, 2016

jake from woozworld

white nig-ht Omg Ingenuous Lol. abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz head ahh!! boiii freaking cracker hahaha jake from woozworld.

kris: jake from statefarm more like jake from woozworld....

by hawhaw so hilar December 15, 2018

Jåke moment

A jåke moment is like a bruh moment but even more bruh

Person 1 : "damn why is he drinking from the toilet"
Person 2 : "jåke moment"

by Greger5000 October 14, 2020

Jake Device

a Jake Device is a device such as a bong, pipe, stiiizy, cart, or any type of drug contraband or paraphernalia. Jake Devices are used for Jakeing.

Foreest: "yoyo Gayram I allow Jakes, but no jake devices"
Gayram: "sorry Foreest needa Jake sesh w my jake device #nudy4L"

by i<3mexicans April 21, 2021

The Jake Stevens

When doing a girl from behind, you pull out a newspaper and start smacking her arse with it whilst whistling.

Mary was enjoying the sex until Joe pulled out the Evening herald and started hitting her with it whilst whistling in a very odd fashion. He later explained The Jake Stevens

by The Jake Stevens February 27, 2009