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Jake Paul 

A devastating mental illness that has infected thousands of young kids, and has no cure. Symptoms include: Dabbing on dem haters, thinking you can rap, ruining neighborhoods in Hollywood, attempting to compete with your brother who is a better blogger, and lastly... being an overall cunt.
Doctor: The results came it....... They are positive, you have Jake Paul
Patient: ITS EVERYDAY BRO!
Doctor to parents: This is the worst case I've seen, we are going to have to put him down.
Jake Paul by MarineOne November 13, 2017
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Jake paul 

Worst man ever alive. Fakest dude on the internet. Faker than Niki's boobs. NO LIFE
Did you see Jake's new video!
Yeah, then I went to the doctor and he said that video gave me jake cancer. 70% of the people that watch him get this cancer. Jake Paul means that he will give you a type 100000 cancer

Jake paul 

The fucking cancer of youtube, the internet and society itself.
A 6 foot tall 7 year old with AIDS
🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱
Doctor: sir im sorry to say this your son has cancer

Dad: how did this happen
Doctor: has your son been exposed to jake paul
Dad: yes
Doctor: well theres your answer
Dad: them 🅱astards

Jake Paul 

Person: Hey can you throw out the jake paul

Another person: ugh fine

Jake Paul 

Dickie:'Hey bro i aint givin you the money i owe you'
Jackie:'Dont be such a Jake Paul and give me at least half of the money ya owe me'.

Jake Paul 

If someone watches this youtuber, they are sure to get cancer and be in the hospital for the restriple of their lives.
Jeez, my friend just got cancer and is in the hospital forever because of Jake Paul!

Jake Paul 

An idiot who is doing stupid stunts and posting them on youtube and making other people concerned about his cancerous acts.
JAKE PAUL IS DA WORST!!!
Jake Paul by Princess0674 March 3, 2018