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Joey

by Nickbernardo567 May 4, 2022
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An old man that can't even ride a surfboard anymore. He could've made it as an artist but he ficking sucks.
Stay away from that house Joey lives there.
by IIIIII0IIIII August 8, 2022
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Joey is the kind of guy who would be your closest friend, be there for you in hardest times, save your life, cover your back, and then fuck your ex.
We have a Joey Level threat approaching, I repeat, we have a Joey Level threat approaching! EVASIVE ACTION!!!
by Crantomio August 23, 2022
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a goofy poo who says they're john pork. I MEAN LOOK AT THE RESEMBLANCE
Joey = john pork
by jaxksskittle May 22, 2023
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Joey is a good man. He will literally take your breath away! He will write you poems and tell you that some of the best days of your lives have yet to come. He will call you beautiful everyday, and tell you that he’s been wishing for you his whole life!!! He is not corny. He’s a real man, a good man, a man you would want to spend all the days you have left with! All he wants is for you to be happy, and you think to yourself “how did I get so lucky?”
I'm Always thinking of you,
from the Start of the day until the end,

it feels so easy Trying life with you,

i will always keep Reminding you of your

beauty,
building something with you is Ideal to me,
i like you i want you, you're all I Desire.

It’s so easy with Joey!
by Your Pocahontas August 14, 2023
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a 'Spastic'; someone of subnormal intelligence.
see 'Joey Deacon', of Blue Peter fame Circa 1981
by James Coppard July 18, 2008
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either a baby kangaroo, or the an adorable person who is nice to everyone he meets. he makes me melt everytime i see him. girls want to be with him and guys want to be him. he will win your heart with only a wink, and he doesn't even know it. once he's in your life, there's no turning back. he will be stuck in your mind forever. many people are yet to meet a joey, and i pity them. joey is unforgettable.
"hey, that guy reminds me of a baby kangaroo!"
"yeah, i know, right? it's actually just joey."
"i think i love him"
"no, he just looked at you."
by lollipop lamoureux April 22, 2012
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