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jamaican sand turtle 

When fucking some chick from behind on the beach grab the back of her head and shove it in the sand really hard
dude we missed you again last night?!

I know, i know pulled the jamaican sand turtle last night.

Awesome first the one eye panda now that???

Jamaican Bacon 

The hottest black woman you would ever seen. She has gorgeous brown eyes and oh lawd dem legs and dat ass. She's rarely seen without wearing kneesocks. Also has the cutest laugh, smile, and looks sexeh with glasses. Her name usually starts with R or F.
That's one fine piece of Jamaican Bacon!
Jamaican Bacon by Corvy January 22, 2011

Jamaican Turtle Wax 

While smoking marijuan and listening to Bob Marley, while having anal sex, you ejaculate all over the bitches back and rub it in ever so gently. If you do this right it should leave a nice glossy polish.
My mom walked in while i was giving Brooke a Jamaican Turtle Wax.

Jamaican Guesthouse

A Jamaican Guesthouse is the act of "titty fucking" a chick backwards so your asshole is rubbing her face.
"It isn't that I mind you cheated on me..But why did let him give you a Jamaican Guesthouse?"
Jamaican Guesthouse by N1kolai July 31, 2009

Jamaican Pipeline 

Freezing dreadlock(s) and inserting them into an ass hole or vagina.

*It's possible to use one or two dreadlocks*

*Freezing dreadlocks can be done by cutting a dread from the hair. (make sure you have the right size for the dread's environment)

**To add for a smooth feel, go ahead and try dipping your dread(s) in your favorite lube and then some fresh water. Freeze for 5 hours**
I was slammed with Ryan's frozen dread, which is apparently a Jamaican Pipeline.

Snowboarding in the morning with a Jamaican Pipeline in my ass, is a great start to the morning's sesh.

Jamaican girls wanna blow it down, my asian girls wanna work it out 

The iconic line that both Mark Lee (NCT 127) and Zhāng Yìxīng (Lay) sing in "Let's Shut Up & Dance" by Jason Derulo ft. NCT 127 and Lay, which is also a total bop.
Come and show me somethin’, come on, come on
Jamaican girls wanna blow it down, my asian girls wanna work it out
Turn around, don't talk shh, hush ma