Iowa cock kiss

A perfectly good blowjob gone awry when someone decides to “try something new this time” by sticking an ear of corn up your ass.

Everything was going as smooth as usual last night, until someone got the bright idea to completely change everything. A real Iowa cock kiss...

by LeroyCrabwalk February 3, 2020

Storm Lake, Iowa

A ceased pool of a town, home to two packing plants that stink up the city and pollute the lake. The packing plants have brought drugs and illegal immigrants to the town. The State of Iowa threw 33 million dollars to help clean it up by building a hotel/waterpark. Known as "the mistake by the lake," King's Pointe Resort hasnt made a profit yet and will not ever.
Due to the criminal population, Storm Lake's Police force is an over-aggressive bunch of 18 year old crybabbies who shake in their boots as they arrest the innocent college kids who reside there rather than the ex-con from south Chicago. Giving the town the slogan, "come on vacation, leave on probation."

You can't polish a tard.
Throwing $33 million at Storm Lake, Iowa was a waste of taxpayers money.

by bigredkahuna March 30, 2011

Iowa City Boy

Usually boys that attend West City High School. Their personalities are a blend of douche bag, ugly, overly arrogant, disgusting, hairy, bastards.

He's a fake cowboy, must be an Iowa City Boy.

by Gay Guy 345678 April 12, 2012

Iowa eye exam

Placing a poop contaminated finger into your or someone else's eye

Kimmie totally gave herself the Iowa eye exam. Now she has wicked pinkeye!

by SlingshotSpectre November 21, 2013

Iowa Meat Cleaver

Repeatedly smacking your dick onto a woman's back, as if you were using a meat cleaver to chop meat on a cutting board.

"Hey, how was last night?"
"Oh, it was great. I got to give my girlfriend an Iowa Meat Cleaver."

by Legener July 18, 2017

iowa cream corn

bang a girl, skeet inside her take your corn cob with no corn put it in. Let the jizz dry overnight. Next time have sex make her eat it.

damn we make a bunch of iowa cream corn last night

by kp1929 June 26, 2008

Iowa Gas Pump

While having sex pull out and fart in the girls pussy then continue having sex. She will then queef out the cum.

"My bitch let me give her an Iowa Gas Pump for my birthday"

by Cory January 14, 2007