Iowa Electrolytes

Busch light beer

Tim - Hey man you don’t look good. You need some water?
Allen - No man, I need some Iowa Electrolytes

by UIU Speed Team May 5, 2022

Iowa touchdown

When a football team scores 7 points but does so by kicking one field goal and scoring two safeties. Named for the Iowa Hawkeyes, who scored 7 points in this manner against South Dakota State on September 3, 2022.

The Hawkeyes’ offense couldn’t score an actual touchdown for shit, but the defense and special teams stepped up to get an Iowa touchdown.

by HarpMonger September 4, 2022

Iowa City Gimlet

The act of putting soup in your romantic partners asshole, and then having them blast it on to your face. Usually a sexual act.

Mark: Hey man what happened to my Campbells Chicken Noodle?
Steve: Oh sorry man, Becky came over and gave me an Iowa City Gimlet with it.

by Mimi’s polygottus October 4, 2022

Iowa lemon fart

During sex one shits on a lemon slice and smears it on their sexual partner

Ex.

Suzy: god Becca is such a slut she let Rory Iowa lemon fart her

Lisa: she such a skeez

by https//:freestds.edu June 20, 2023

Iowa hot

Iowa hot is when someone would be considered an 8/10 in Iowa but a 3/10 anywhere else.

Max: Oh my god dude, she’s SO hot!

Reace: Nah bro, she’s Iowa hot.

by YungButtpiss October 31, 2023

Iowa hot

Iowa hot is when someone would be considered attractive in Iowa but a 3/10 anywhere else.

Max: Bro, she’s SO hot!

Reace: Nah man, she’s Iowa hot.

by YungButtpiss October 31, 2023

Iowa rambler

Old white folks from Iowa that will just keep on talking to you. Doesn't matter if you have to leave they are gonna keep talking.

We were going to leave but we couldn't because she was an Iowa rambler

by Mercbeamish January 10, 2024