Iowa Electrolytes 

Busch light beer

Tim - Hey man you don’t look good. You need some water?
Allen - No man, I need some Iowa Electrolytes

Iowa Electrolytes by UIU Speed Team May 5, 2022

Iowa touchdown 

When a football team scores 7 points but does so by kicking one field goal and scoring two safeties. Named for the Iowa Hawkeyes, who scored 7 points in this manner against South Dakota State on September 3, 2022.

The Hawkeyes’ offense couldn’t score an actual touchdown for shit, but the defense and special teams stepped up to get an Iowa touchdown.

Iowa touchdown by HarpMonger September 4, 2022

Iowa City Gimlet 

The act of putting soup in your romantic partners asshole, and then having them blast it on to your face. Usually a sexual act.

Mark: Hey man what happened to my Campbells Chicken Noodle?
Steve: Oh sorry man, Becky came over and gave me an Iowa City Gimlet with it.

Iowa City Gimlet by Mimi’s polygottus October 4, 2022

Iowa lemon fart 

During sex one shits on a lemon slice and smears it on their sexual partner

Ex.

Suzy: god Becca is such a slut she let Rory Iowa lemon fart her

Lisa: she such a skeez

Iowa lemon fart by https//:freestds.edu June 20, 2023

Iowa hot

Iowa hot is when someone would be considered an 8/10 in Iowa but a 3/10 anywhere else.

Max: Oh my god dude, she’s SO hot!

Reace: Nah bro, she’s Iowa hot.

Iowa hot by YungButtpiss October 31, 2023

Iowa hot

Iowa hot is when someone would be considered attractive in Iowa but a 3/10 anywhere else.

Max: Bro, she’s SO hot!

Reace: Nah man, she’s Iowa hot.

Iowa hot by YungButtpiss October 31, 2023

Iowa Cinnamon Chili Bowl 

When a short Puerto Rican migrant worker puts baby powder on dreadlocked pubes followed by her tall, East German partner taking a pube poo and swirling it together.

I can't go out tonight. Esperanza and Jurgen had an Iowa Cinnamon Chili Bowl last night and I have to clean the mess up.

Iowa Cinnamon Chili Bowl by Bryant Stith Little Fingers November 21, 2023