Intesticles

A combination of intense and testicles, which means to have a level of extreme untouchable extremeness that cannot be expressed by either of the words intense or testicles.

Guy A "I just got anal with 5 different girls all at the same time!"
Guy B "INTESTICLES!"
Guy A "Oh, and your mom..."

by Dr. mcjesus100 March 27, 2010

intertwingled

Intertwined in a tangled manner.

John's and Marsha's bodies were passionately intertwingled.

The kitten left my knitting yarns hopelessly intertwingled.

by Chuck Hastings June 28, 2003

intestinal suck

Its when you give someone who has just taken a strong laxative an enema by puking in there ass, letting it stay in for a few minutes, and then sucking it out (along with the shit) while swallowing. Like a beer bong.

"oh yeah girl, i can hear those burritos you had for lunch churning in your gut and all i had for lunch was sour cream and salsa, what do you say you let me have a full lunch, and we go back to my room so i can puke in your ass and then suck it out, nothing beats an intestinal suck after all". "Oh yeah my names Johnny, do you come here often"?

by johnny jerkmeoff April 28, 2006

intestigate

to investigate a situation in a rather homosexual manner

The case of the missing cat was a matter I needed to intestigate

by Tokiya April 1, 2008

intex

Creater of Universe, God, Father of Jesus Christ, Holy father

Oh my intex, save me.

by God himself. May 27, 2003

incexting

verb, the act of sexting a relative.

Person 1: Why does your uncle keep sexting.
Person 2: Naw its incexting.
Person 1: Oh I think Oprah did an episode on incextual relationships.
Person 2: oh spicy

by project gundam July 25, 2010

Intextidation

To intimidate someone via a text message. This is usually utilized by people with no balls to intimidate in person.

That guy is a pussy, he can't intimidate in person, he using intextidation to try to scare me.

by Woodysunltd April 19, 2009