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intercourse stories

As my teacher was sitting on her desk, I went up to her and showed her the bulge in my pants. Now it was my sex ed teacher so she knew what to do.
She told me to go to the door, lock it and then get naked. I did as I was told. She then said I was gonna have some intercourse with her, and I was like what is that. she said it is when you lay a woman.
my teacher wanted to have intercourse and I said sure cuz I really wanted to lay her
that is my intercourse stories
by lalalalalalalalalala69 February 15, 2021
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boner intercourse

when you have this <==3 be a boner and be fuckin shoved into this (_o_).
billy: I nutted but i had a boner

jimmy: you had boner intercourse
by <==3r1 June 22, 2019
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FUCKMATE BITCH INTERCOURSE

An FBI AGENT who is controlled by his DOG to the point when the DOG AND THE AGENT are having SEXUAL RELATIONS the DOG IS ALWAYS THE DOMINANT PARTNER and the DOG can be MALE OR FEMALE.

A vehicle for being above the law to CONFISCATE by entering somebody else's COURSE and taking connective past place property that was aquired said legally by the very TARGET of CONFISCATION.

A MASTER FLIP as it is quite a BITCH DOING.

Severe difficulty in finding a SEX PARTNER for FUCKING.
Well he is finally nude ,says the DOG PRONTO as the FUCKMATE BITCH INTERCOURSE has been consummated.

Now the AGENT'S TURN somehow FUCKMATE BITCH INTERCOURSE has a BIG LIGHT of TELEPATHY as implication a PEDOPHILE'S property is always fair game.

Behind CLOSED DOORS eventually the exhibitionist FUCKMATE BITCH INTERCOURSE is caught because SPATIAL COMPLIANCE is dramatically violated due to the enormous difficulty of penetration and the BLOODY EVIDENCE left BEHIND by the ASSH0LE.

ELON says , " if you send any messages through the 'chain of command, you will be immediately terminated from TESLA and it's subsidiaries and FUCKMATE BITCH INTERCOURSE can be an INTERCURSE due to an individual before they can meet anyone has to go through " the ANAL ALAN , the chain of command.
by STINKING LIKE SHIT August 29, 2021
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emotional intercourse

emotional intercourse is a deep, stimulating emotional connection between two individuals.
“nah mate i think i’m in love.”
“did you shag her?”
“nah but we had vigorous emotional intercourse
by EIbobbawls July 3, 2022
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Shotgun intercourse

Intercourse between two people, one of them blast the anus of the other one with a shotgun, picks up the chunks of flesh, puts them in a condom and then shoves the condom in his/her anus.
Holy shit, look at his anus! He must have had a shotgun intercourse
by sheatpussee July 21, 2020
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