Subway Sloth Insertion

When you stick a 5 dollar foot long up your vaginal tube, using it like a dildo. Then your man eats the foot long while it's in your vagina and you have to finish it. Then when the man finishes eating it you eat the woman out. After that you stick a six incher up the womans butt and you have to finish that and then eat the womans butt out. Then you look for any loose pieces of lettuce by sticking your head up her butt or vagina.

I subway Sloth Insertion Amandas feminine areas lastnite.

by shitstain/skidmark January 14, 2011

jacob inserts penis here

Where a gay kid inserts his penis into mens asses, often because women turn him back due to his micro penis.

Jacob inserts penis here, said the narrator of the micro dick story.

by Conz2585 November 23, 2013

insert verb here

(multiple orgasims) when typing, to add actions, insert the desired action (interpritive dance) in parenthetical notation to give the other conversationalist (OOGABOOGA) an often humorous image in their minds eye. (throwing TV off of a building). often funniest if action has nothing to do at all whatsoever with the subject of speech.

"Dude I want to bang her like none other! (irish jig)"

by bert_fegg June 3, 2004

(insert object) me up

When One is about to perform an act, they shall say the place/object that this involves to indicate that tehy are about to perform this task. This phrase also refers to someone asking for something.

Bathroom/french fry/homework/apple me up!

by BG Daniel May 13, 2005

tactical insertion

1. tactically inserting ones tool into an area of interest.

2. tactically inserting ones member into a females mouth when she is passed out (or unconcious) without waking her up.

If you insert your member flacid you can proceed to wake her up with a strong erection tickling her throat in the best way possible.

3. Tactically inserting your dick into a hoe without her knowing.

1. I woke JANE up this morning with a perfectly executed tactical insertion. And to add to that I covered her eyes with my ball sack and proceeded to play "guess who" as a shot my load with force on her tonsils.

by MR. FELCHER January 30, 2010

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use this if you cant think of a word but you want to buy a fricking mug in this website and recall if your life has worth to society and the universe itself

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by quackag May 9, 2021

Insert girl name here

insert girl name here, meaning that people on urban dictionary always describe girl names to be such sweet people, probably written by people named that and need a confidence boost. usually something like, "______" are the sweetest, best people ever they will sell their souls for you, surrender their first born child to you, amputate their kidney for you, and can cook and be basically your mother."

j: "Insert girl name here is so nice"
l:"no they are an asshole tf are you talking about"

by ilikeppandboobs April 6, 2022