An early-'40's-era Deutschland-based facility staffed by highly-skilled SS agents who could magically and instantly get a car to run and perform perfectly with just a simple touch. Just ask Baron von Trapp, who personally witnessed the group's miraculous mechanical-capabilities after he and his family unexpectedly encountered said group while they were pushing their automobile out of their driveway, and --- at his supervisor's command to "repair Herr von Trapp's car, so that it will start"--- one of the agents easily fired up the car's motor on the first try.
The Gestapo Garage may indeed have been exceptionally adept at making seemingly-disabled vehicles start up and operate perfectly, but the problem was that they tended to show up without your ever having sent for them, and performing "repairs" that you'd just as soon not have had done at that particular time.
by QuacksO June 12, 2019
Get the Gestapo Garagemug. A place where nerds, losers, and all around fuckoffs can congregate to feel like big shots and get their epeen stroked.
by bigrexx December 16, 2008
Get the garage boxmug. by Reedmeister October 20, 2020
Get the Garage Vasectomymug. by MemesDude August 8, 2023
Get the Garage Doormug. The act of going to multiple garage sales, usually involves waking up early on the weekends and bargaining for lower prices on items you can flip on eBay.
by Mel G. July 10, 2022
Get the Garage Sailingmug. Used as slag of the mouth, commonly the mouth if a female. Usually used in reference and/or conjunction with sexual acts.
Friend1; "Damn, her face is busted..."
Friend2; "Yeah, but I'd still park my limousine in her tooth garage."
Friend2; "Yeah, but I'd still park my limousine in her tooth garage."
by cyber_ballz May 4, 2012
Get the tooth garagemug. by Transcendent Fungi March 13, 2021
Get the Garage Dickmug.