Tool Garage

Someone who is much worse than a tool, toolbag, or toolshed.They are a annoying asshole who makes people often lose respect for them and doesnt even realize it.

Jeez, pat is such a tool garage i wanna punch him in the face!

by iammatt9 July 31, 2009

Garage Trade

Collusion between 2 or more members of a fantasy sports league. Usually taking place after a few beers in the garage and solidified by bumping penises.

Frank gave Cory dick warts in their garage trade, ruining the league and their genitals.

by Fantasy lives matter October 31, 2017

Garage Dick

When you are a shower, not a grower, you have a garage Dick.

My man looks small, but when he breaks out that garage Dick you better respect.

by Transcendent Fungi March 13, 2021

tooth garage

Used as slag of the mouth, commonly the mouth if a female. Usually used in reference and/or conjunction with sexual acts.

Friend1; "Damn, her face is busted..."

Friend2; "Yeah, but I'd still park my limousine in her tooth garage."

by cyber_ballz May 4, 2012

Garage Vasectomy

When you put a rubber band around the balls.

"Bradley did you get that girl pregnant"

"No I got a Garage Vasectomy"

by Reedmeister October 20, 2020

Garage Sailing

The act of going to multiple garage sales, usually involves waking up early on the weekends and bargaining for lower prices on items you can flip on eBay.

I went garage sailing one weekend and made over $100 selling online.

by Mel G. July 10, 2022

groin garage

male genitilia. often the big scary, monster-like kind.

"i'm gonna stab him in the groin garage too!"

by Jadizzle June 29, 2007