To be unable to defecate due to being in a constipated state of existence. Suffering from severe constipation.
Roger was late to work because he spent too long on the toilet trying to heave a turd but it never released and he remained knotted up through the day.
by Eaton Holgoode November 03, 2015
Entanglement of the pubic region. When pubic hairs become tangled up in the genitalia area, they begin to form knots towards the top of the hair follicles.
While strumming my hand through my soft and silky pubes that had been growing for several months, I stumbled across a nestle of knots. It was was then I noticed my pube knot.
by Dr. Silly Goose November 29, 2011
by redhawk620 December 05, 2006
It's like when two guys tie their dicks together and then get boners so they're really hard to separate.
by AngstyLou July 27, 2011
Dried up post-ejaculatory semen at the tip of the penis. (Think: Leaving an Elmers Glue bottle open after use. It dries up and clogs the hole)
Urinate after sex so that these do not form.
Urinate after sex so that these do not form.
Ew, I sucked Steves pee stick last night and a cream knot hit the back of my throat when he popped. It was chunky
I went to pee this morning but had to pick the cream knot from last night.
I went to pee this morning but had to pick the cream knot from last night.
by Emefer March 28, 2020
There are more than one definition for Dick Knot:
1. A sexual move where you basically tie the guy's dick in a knot. (Only a small amount of men get enjoyment out of this)
2. The same thing as having blue balls because you are turned on then you immediatley become unattracted so it feels like you have your dick in a knot so your can't cum.
3. A threat
1. A sexual move where you basically tie the guy's dick in a knot. (Only a small amount of men get enjoyment out of this)
2. The same thing as having blue balls because you are turned on then you immediatley become unattracted so it feels like you have your dick in a knot so your can't cum.
3. A threat
1. Hey babe how about I give you a dick knot tonight
Are you crazy I don't do that shit but this guy Lui loves it go ask him.
2. She's fucking sexy I got a total boner. Oh wait that's a man! Shit I have a dick knot!
3. Shut up or I'll give you a dick knot
Are you crazy I don't do that shit but this guy Lui loves it go ask him.
2. She's fucking sexy I got a total boner. Oh wait that's a man! Shit I have a dick knot!
3. Shut up or I'll give you a dick knot
by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010
Inflammation and burning of the Anus that occurs after digesting particularly spicy foods such as jalapenos or wasabi.
by T bones bartender October 06, 2006