Immortal

People who see the world differently. Immortals see the mistakes of mortals, who are people who for example, promote war, ignore poverty, abuse drugs, promote violence and see no point in life. This term of immortals has nothing to do with mystical creatures or immortality, it is simply a clear cut between the idiots of humanity and those who help others as much as themselves. Immortals see the cracks in the system of the world such as law and the government. They do not see differences in people but people as a whole.

The following defines an immortal very well:

"Here's to all the crazy ones.
The misfits. The rebels.
The troublemakers.
The round pegs in the square holes -
the ones who see things differently.
They're not fond of rules

and they have no respect for the status quo.
You can praise them
disagree with them,

quote them, disbelieve them,
glorify or vilify them.
About the only thing that you can't do is ignore them.
Because they change things."

- Jack Kerouac

Gandhi

Jack Kerouac

Mortal: "Hey man, lets go trash that nerd!"
Immortal: "F@#k you..." *walks away

by Raysta01 July 25, 2009

imported cars

weed eater can muffler 13.50's? huge ass aluminum wing 2.5 litter isn't that the size of a soft drink not a motor.
RICE ITS WHATS FOR DINNER.

2 fast 2 furious

by JOE SMITH November 20, 2003

Immortality

Immortality is defined as the indefinite continuation of a person's existence even after death. In other words, it is a never-ending existence, regardless of whether or not the body dies. I mean, it is the state of being able to live perpetually. -Emeasoba George

Immortality is synonymous with eternity.

by Emeasoba George April 15, 2018

Immortal Snail

Something from your past that benefited you then but haunts you now

Picking that option was like allowing that immortal snail to follow me.

by TheFalsehoodguy December 18, 2021

Status Import

Putting the same status on all your social networks. This is usually done by people who crave attention.

Facebook: Some chic blew my horn
MySpace: Some chic blew my horn
Twitter: Some chic blew my horn

Tom: Didn't you just post that on Facebook and MySpace?
Jack: Yes, I'm doing a status import

by J'adore UD April 16, 2010

consent is important

Consent is important! Ask for consent before having sex with someone.

1:Damn that girl is hot
2:What do you wanna have sex with her or something?
1:Yeah but she hates me
2:Then don't do it. Consent is important

by Don't go to far :) April 6, 2021

ZODD the Immortal

THE BEST RAPPER IN THE WORLD EVER!!! Also known as Nosferatu Zodd from the Berserk anime series. Also known as The Instructor of Life and Nosferatu Zodd the Almighty Immortal

Hey, that ZODD the Immortal is really good, man!

Yeah, ZODD the Immortal is GREAT!

by theMostKnowledgableMan October 17, 2008