If you know what I mean

Usually added to a sentence that makes absolutely no since but makes it sound like its a common phrase. Over all makes everyone really confused.

I too like to shake a bag of old wrenches if you know what I mean.

by Don't paniccc May 21, 2016

If U Seek Amy

If U Seek Amy means: F-U-C-K ME

say it outloud fast, a few times and u get the idea

say you're in a fancy dinner and u see a cute guy, you can say: "Well you know If U Seek Amy"

by Bgurl23 March 13, 2009

If Urban Dictionary gets this definition approved, then they have gone to shit

This definition is so dumb, so if they approve it, then the website has probably gone to shit

Man, If Urban Dictionary gets this definition approved, then they have gone to shit

by Username 1552 October 24, 2019

If you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it

An expression used before or after one takes a piss, meaning that if it takes more than three shakes to get rid of the excess pee it can be considered masturbation.

Tom: Man, I sure have to take a piss

Larry: Well be quick about it, if you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it!

by Cornyhotdogs November 7, 2017

if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college

No one knows what this phrase means. Comedian Lewis Black said this in a bit but he doesn't know what it means either.

If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

by Thycid March 20, 2005

If you seek Amy

If(F) + You(U) + Seek(CK) + Amy(ME) = fuck me. Track from Britney Spears album, Circus.

"All of the boys and all of the girls are beggin' to If You Seek Amy"

by 1223334444 December 16, 2008

if you seek amy

"If you seek Amy" is code for Fuck Me. Originated from the Britney Spears song, "If you seek Amy", where the line if you seek amy is slurred producing F. U. C. K. Me.

"Dude, Veronica sent me a text saying 'If you seek Amy'"
"Dude, you are getting pussy tonight!"

by itsokweknow January 24, 2009