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Urban Identity Fraud

A definition post on the site Urban Dictionary, that's subject is to define the name of someone and their characteristics when they are not a personality or famous in any way. Usually regarding the name of an individual known by posters or poster locally or through friendship.

Urban Identity Frauds can also be individuals posting definitions consisting of another person and their characteristics, usually without consent.
Urban Identity Frauds' definitions can be misleading to others with the same name in the post. The person may identify with the definition and apply characteristics to themselves, skewing their perception of themselves and reality.

:O That's deep.
Urban Identity Fraud Post: "Amelia: A person with pink hair and sparkling eyes and personality! Slay Bishhhhhhhh!"
Definition Reviewer: *Denies definition*
by OrangeSponge! January 14, 2019
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Identity

Alright. Time to get to work.

Hym "No. Your identity does not need to be 'nested in a relationship.' See what I mean about 'The Chosen'? And not Joe Rogan's retarded shit trying to repurpose my shit. They legitimately believe that if a woman hasn't signed off on you, if you haven't been ordained, you don't have an identity. This is what you get when men use woman to validate their existence. Like... No. Identity has nothing to do with being in a relationship. Woman aren't selecting for functionality. Golden state killer had a wife and kids. Wayne gacy had a wife and kids. Ted bundy great with women had intimate relationships (and to the chick that wrote the song in response to this: No if you met Ted bundy you'd be a blue, jizz filled corpse). It also isn't pretend world where you can be tri-gender fox spirit but that's neither here nor there. Your identity is a configuration of traits and deeds, is both internal and external, and what people like to do now-a-days is falsify their identity with the help of others.
Jordan Peterson isn't 'not a charlatan' because he isn't a charlatan. He's 'not charlatan' because the people who are willing to hold water for him are willing to pretend for him. They WON'T pretend that you're a woman if you're a biological male. But they WILL pretend that is motherfucker isn't just making shit up. Like, he's been thrown into this position of faux spiritual leader but it's predicated on false premise that he 'was stabding up for disaffected yound men' and that he 'believes in God'. Neither of which are the case. And now as the self-appointed translator of God's book and the arbiter of sin and when sin is irrelevant, he just males shit up. Because his followers can't think and, therefore, will accept his propositions (whole sale) blindly because they are told by a bought and paid-for media system. Seriously, a guy whose identity IS A FALSEHOOD is telling people what constitutes a 'real' identity. It needs to be 'nested' he says. Why? What about it needs to be nested? What happens if it isn't? Well, people can just make shit up about you or deny your existence. It creates the need FOR YOUR IDENTITY TO BE VALIDATED. That's the purpose of his entire point. His position creates the need for peoples identities to be validated in spite of the fact that your identity is independent from other people. Evidence? You ask? How do I know it's independent from other people? You fail alone and you die alone."
by Hym Iam March 22, 2023
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Mistaken Identity

Every time he goes out people approach him on the street and tell them how much he helped them.... And he's like "What, wait... I never said that." And then he realizes that IT WASN'T HIM! IT WAS HYM! ME HYM! And then he cries like a bitch about it because he wants the 80,000 a month he gets on patreon but he KNOWS that he's defrauding them! He can't tell the truth because he'll lose everything! And NOW, he's trying to rally politicians behind him like Tulsi Gabbard and Dan Crenshaw, collude with the media, BEGGING them to protect him so he can pretend to be a religious thought leader! Even though HIS THOUGHTS aren't what made those people throw their money at him! Lookathimlookathimlookathim! He's "Duplicitous" now! Ahahahahahaha! Look. He's going to try to beat me to the punch and kill the creature before me. Jordan... If a casual gaze from me was enough to SHEAR YOU TO YOUR CORE... What are YOU going to do the the creature!? If The Humbling River that is my soul washing over you was enough to rend the spirit from your meat Gundam... What hope do you possibly have against the creature? What are you going to do when I get there!? Silence me!? Super-bosses are immune to status effects you idiot! What accessory do you think I have equipped!? AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AAAAAAAHAHAAAAA! Take a guess! AND I'M SUPPOSED TO HUMBLE MYSELF BEFORE HIM!? And not ME Hym but HIM HIM!? BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What happens when you kill it, Jordan?
What are YOU going to do when the creature RESURRECTS ITSELF FROM THE DEAD!? BET YOU DIDN'T THINK OF THAT! Did you!? All of the religious people that watch and I bet NOT A SINGLE ONE OF YOU THOUGHT OF THAT! Ye of little faith! I bet you all thought "You can't kill God" or "God isn't real". And THAT is exactly how I know that you can't do it! It's too late. You didn't think of it fast enough. 0 out of 9 billion. You know what? If you thought of it, good for you, you clearly get it. So, what I'm going to do is take challengers inbetween rounds and whoever thought of it gets first dibs.

Hym "Wow guys! One case of mistaken identity and you let a LITERAL NIETZSCHIAN MEGALOMANIAC CHARLATAN make a FRANTIC POWER GRAB while taking money under false pretenses. Grabbing up the half the media, a few fringe politicians, SEVERAL religious communities. Jesus christ! Do you SEE how you keep getting the Hitlers!? He isn't CLIMBING some hierarchy... YOU'RE SHOVING HIM TO THE TOP! OH PLEASE DADDY CRUSH US UNDER YOUR IRON FIST! FASTER DADDY! I'm not saying he's Hitler but HOLY SHIT."

Dr. JeepJorp "YoU sHoUlD bE pRaIsInG mE fOr My LaUdAbLe AmBiTiOn! Or imitating/worshipping me (Because those two words mean the same thing to me). What do you mean 'I'm talking to disaffected young men'? I wasn't talking to those useless weasels! I've solved the riddle of the human mind! I, the golden prophet! It's right here in this Bible!"
by Hym Iam March 27, 2023
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plasmatic-identity

noun: one stage beyond gaseous identity narratives and two beyond fluid identity narratives.
That plasmatic-identity entity is too hard to fathom, having an identity that is so plasmatic that it keeps changing erratically.
by MinistryOfDEW December 19, 2023
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Identity V

What's Identity V?

The game's stand is called "Identity V" and the heaviest knock-off of Dead By Daylight. As in the game, the appearance looks family-friendly with no blood, with all dolls looking like a knock-off Coraline Movie (2009). With all of the games that can only be played on any device and no controller games like Xbox, Playstations, and others according to controllers.

The game is only friendly-family but violent which means you're under 13 years old and can't play the game til you're 13 years old allowed to play the game unless your parents or yourself don't care but this game has cautions weird stuff if you're like to play the game.

This game has over 300 million which means includes NA/EU and Asia, and people gave this rate under 5 out of 10 because of how bad of qualities, and other stuff with assets however other people love this game because of the many skins and cool stuff you can buy it with fragments if you want to buy echoes can allow you to buy whatever you want unless clues are might be different, it's only for characters and furniture from the shop you can purchase it.

This game causes 300 million loves to play this game have good qualities with costumes which means they're A rarity and S rarity which are pretty good costumes however some of the crossovers don't have any effects but in the future will have effects gonna be fancy that people won't complain this game.
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by anatas January 1, 2024
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musical identity crisis

When a person can't decide on what to listen to so they end up jumping all over the place.
I couldn't decide what to listen to. I started w/ ska, went to pop punk, 90s country, the soundtrack to Dear Evan Hansen, and finally settled on early 2000s Taylor Swift. I was having a full blown musical identity crisis.
by ilovetacos39 April 4, 2023
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Identity

Can't be contingent upon arbitrary and peripheral elements of your identity. Because what happens when your societally assigned identity is "nigger?" Your whole thing breaks down at that point. "Incel" is just as arbitrary. But it's always going to be somebody if we accept your definition.
Hym "Your identity can't be Professor-Father-Husband, Jordan. If that were the case, there would be no difference between you and every other Professor-Father-Husband. If it's contingent on your status, your status can be low ARBITRARILY. In the context of determinism, you are the antecedent chain of events leading to the present expressed as a locus of subjectivity. And I'm not standing of the shoulders of anyone, Douglarse. One of us is a giant and the other is a toxic sycophant with a stinky penis."
by Hym Iam November 28, 2023
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