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Shocking the Mojo

The act of being productive. Usually in the most insane of manners.
Bob: Dude, just Shock the Mojo.
Bill: The Mojo is being shocked, my friend.
Ben: So, what's Bill up to?
Bob: He's Shocking the Mojo.
by Bluefunoodle311 August 14, 2004
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Mojo Dojo Casa House

Ken’s take over of Barbie’s Dreamhouse, where it’s boys night, every night, in his new patriarchal society, Kendom, characterized by rodeo decor, reflecting Ken’s perception of the “real world”.
“When’s boys night?”
Tonight.”
“Where?”
“Ken’s Mojo Dojo Casa House.”
by mac <3 July 22, 2023
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I got my mojo working

I got my mojo working — a war cry of successful Blues Singers who win the crowd for which they are playing through their musical mastery and charismatic stage presence. If you are ever playing your heart out and women start throwing their panties your stage YOU GOT YOUR MOJO WORKING.

This phrase entered the mainstream through the song I Got My Mojo Working written by Preston “Red” Foster. This song was first performed by Ann Cole but made famous by Muddy Waters.

The word “mojo” is a reference to sympathetic magic used to bend reality to bless or to curse an individual. Musical mastery is one of the most powerful mojos and it can be augmented through the use of roots, amulets, and spell pouches provided by a Root Woman who you have pleased and who favors you.

Mess around and find out.
Lyrics from the song: I Got My Mojo Working

“I got my mojo working, it just don't work on you.
I got my mojo working, but it just don't work on you.
Look out baby,
Gonna circle the blues..”
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to have your charm or charisma working at full capacity; ain't no stoppin' ya now, especially with reference to scoring with a chick. You can't say or do anything wrong; your charismatic appeal is at peak level.
Talking to the foxy trollop at the end of the bar and trying to get to home plate was like placing a stick of butter in a microwave! She melted, and was up my ass like a proctologist on Monday morning!!! I guess I had my mojo rising that night!
by weave November 1, 2003
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Mojo

Mojo means "a magic charm" or "spell".

It's the name of the sweetest cat on this planet. A cat so calm and composed, it wouldn't hurt a fly. But could certainly catch and eat one.

Mojo loves food, loves to sunbathe, loves to scratch doors and loves to lick himself. When in the mood, Mojo licks his family members too.

Mojo knows when you're awake, when you're at work, when you're home and when you're asleep. It's like he's santa minus the gifts.

Mojo is a cat who can open doors like humans that's why his patents had to lock him in a room with the other cats so he won't get lost.

Mojo has learnt the art of communication. He knocks the door of the room when he's hungry or needs his litter box cleaned. He has learnt to communicate with humans about his needs and the needs of his siblings so well, that his siblings have started to think of him as a medium through which they can communicate to humans.

In the cats world, Mojo is the priest who communicates to the human Gods who grant their wishes.

When you see Mojo, you will be tempted to touch him and sqeeze him like a pillow. But you should know that Mojo is sacret and he does not like being touched. Though he will touch your heart with his loving presence and cast a spell on you with his deep mesmerizing eyes.
Everything is possible with some Mojo.
Get your Mojo on.
Mojo will make you fall in love, at first sight.
by Bigbubblebum November 26, 2021
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schumpeterian mojo

A society's confidence in their free-markets, a confidence founded in the situation where they have successfully eschewed a captured economy (thanks to their free-markets) ; and thence, have heaps of dynamism in their economy where existing products often become obsolete due to the introduction of new products.
Humanity got to the point of transhumanism by the year 2000 thanks to the free-market policies set in place by Mr.Free Market in the year 1980 . Humanities past twas not chockful of schumpeterian mojo up until Mr.Free Market's presidency. The president who switched the USA to a parliamentary system.
by MoribundMurdoch December 12, 2020
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mojo wank

having a wank pre-booty call to up your stamina for the main round.
mate 1: what are you doing?

mate 2: having a mojo wank before fanny comes over
by diddly dingbat October 21, 2015
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