A perfectly good blowjob gone awry when someone decides to “try something new this time” by sticking an ear of corn up your ass.
Everything was going as smooth as usual last night, until someone got the bright idea to completely change everything. A real Iowa cock kiss...
by LeroyCrabwalk February 3, 2020
Get the Iowa cock kissmug. A ceased pool of a town, home to two packing plants that stink up the city and pollute the lake. The packing plants have brought drugs and illegal immigrants to the town. The State of Iowa threw 33 million dollars to help clean it up by building a hotel/waterpark. Known as "the mistake by the lake," King's Pointe Resort hasnt made a profit yet and will not ever.
Due to the criminal population, Storm Lake's Police force is an over-aggressive bunch of 18 year old crybabbies who shake in their boots as they arrest the innocent college kids who reside there rather than the ex-con from south Chicago. Giving the town the slogan, "come on vacation, leave on probation."
Due to the criminal population, Storm Lake's Police force is an over-aggressive bunch of 18 year old crybabbies who shake in their boots as they arrest the innocent college kids who reside there rather than the ex-con from south Chicago. Giving the town the slogan, "come on vacation, leave on probation."
by bigredkahuna March 30, 2011
Get the Storm Lake, Iowamug. Usually boys that attend West City High School. Their personalities are a blend of douche bag, ugly, overly arrogant, disgusting, hairy, bastards.
by Gay Guy 345678 April 12, 2012
Get the Iowa City Boymug. by SlingshotSpectre November 21, 2013
Get the Iowa eye exammug. Repeatedly smacking your dick onto a woman's back, as if you were using a meat cleaver to chop meat on a cutting board.
by Legener July 18, 2017
Get the Iowa Meat Cleavermug. bang a girl, skeet inside her take your corn cob with no corn put it in. Let the jizz dry overnight. Next time have sex make her eat it.
by kp1929 June 26, 2008
Get the iowa cream cornmug. While having sex pull out and fart in the girls pussy then continue having sex. She will then queef out the cum.
by Cory January 14, 2007
Get the Iowa Gas Pumpmug.