facebook hypocrite

a person who says they will never have a social networking profile and then gets one.

Suri:"Hey, did you hear Lucas got a facebook?"
Shiloh:"Really?, what a facebook hypocrite"
Suri:"I know"

by The Fantastic October 18, 2008

double hypocrite

A hypocrite who complains about hypocrites..... in other words me

*Jeff beats his wife, is a raging alcoholic, rapes babies, murders people, and steals shit all the time BUT Jeff goes to church..... this makes Jeff a hypocrite*

*Jeff is talking to his friend about football and along walks a hypocrite and Jeff says "DAMN I HATE HYPOCRITES!".... now armed with the knowledge that Jeff is a hypocrite and he complains about hypocrites we can officially call him a "double hypocrite"*

by foshiznizzle November 23, 2007

Natures Hypocrite

Leaves (yes leaves, the ones that fall from trees!)

Leaves, natures hypocrites, they do everything but...

by Skiiiiillz November 9, 2018

Hypocritical Mass

Purposely being just enough of a hypocrite for people to notice. Usually because you have morals or will power and can't control your actions and opinions.

Looks like Dave has reached hypocritical mass.... Does he ever stick to what he says?

by shaneurysm September 22, 2011

Musical hypocrite

A highly irritating person who claims that music is their life because they listen to it a lot. Most tend not to even be able to play an instrument and it isn't earning them money.

You often find them on Myspace.

She's a musical hypocrite because she says that music is her life when it's obviously not seeing as it's not her profession, at all.

by S:RM May 20, 2007

hypocrite

the man who murdered both his parents... pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan.

they wanted to accuse the boy but couldn't because he was a hypocrite...

by krizmeders June 18, 2009

Hypocrite Activist

Someone who fights for social equality but is condescending to the minority group by deciding what is offensive for them.

A white woman told an african american man that he shouldn't say the n-word. She is such a Hypocrite Activist.

by Radical-Centrist November 20, 2020