fuck husband

When you have a friend with benefits for so long they can no longer be described as a fuck buddy

Ah yeah that's Gav, we've had a non emotional physical relationship for 5 years now. He's my fuck husband.

by Dizzydub December 8, 2016

Husband-Able

Husband Material

Evan Taylor is 100% husband-able

by fk99 June 7, 2019

Kageyama Husband ;)

KAGEYAMA SIMPS ALL THE WAY KAGEYAMA SIMPS ALL THE WAY OUR HUSBAND KAGEYAMA SIMPS

Kageyama Simp: PRETTY , NICE , EVERYTHING GOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Kageyama Husband ;) gdffdtrsghvbchg

by Rain ;) November 8, 2020

Dio's Husband

Ben Shapiro

"Wow, is that Ben Shapiro?"
"Yeah, I heard he's Dio's husband."

by Professional Jotaro Simp July 30, 2021

Missing husband

This is a “Nerb” a noun verb used to describe a male who would use mouth wash or brush ones nice teeth to gently kiss on such woman in the middle of the night. However, due to queefing and other issues woman was fired from job title.

“Hello? I wanted to marry a winner however, I went on to many dates to the movies, dinner, golfing, states/countries, with to many losers. I always wanted to marry a winner. . . Oh who am I kidding no I didn’t I’ll just go to the theater that isn’t opened every single night??? by myself. I guess I’ll just get used to having a Missing husband.

Inserts common knowledge here . ; )

by RightTriangle October 7, 2019

Shariah husband

A Muslim man you had a nikkah with.

I married my shariah husband at the mosque in Brooklyn.

by wordsaregood December 2, 2021

target husband

man who follows women into target whenever she pleases and encourages her to buy shit. he definitely hitting it raw and they are most likely getting married

*sees man go into target willingly with another women* “target husband”

by ilovemoneyxocoxoxo January 7, 2021