Hürni

Used to explain when someone is extremely horny, to the point where that word does not describe their ailment correctly. Usually used in combination with cheek fetishes.

Wow, seeing his cheeks flapping in the wind made me go from horny to maximum Hürni! I wish I could squeeze them.

by CheekSqueezer June 14, 2018

hurtededed

The word someone uses to express the maximum pain a person can feel

I got hurtededed really bad

by ItsYaBoiFatBoiSSE February 18, 2018

hurricane ethel

Drink of choice of Bay Area rap icon E-40. Here go the recipe, in his own words: "151 Bacardi Dark, Bacardi Light, Triple Sec, Grenadine, pineapple juice, and an empty container of Arrowhead water. Put it all in one and you got some good shit." I assume a Poland Spring bottle will also suffice for those of us on the East Coast.

"If you ain't got your Hurricane Ethel, you best go fetch it ASAP."

by Joe Shizzle September 16, 2004

stummy hurt

When you have so much money you can rub your stomach with it and say “my stummy hurt”

Playboi carti is rubbing his stomach with a bunch of money saying “my stummy hurt”.

by Yung Millah July 13, 2018

my pee pee hurts

When you cannot touch yourself because it’s against the lord

Mom! my pee pee hurts! Mom- we’ll god knows you were touching yourself and that is a sin 😡

by ur boi god February 24, 2018

Hurriwang

A hurriwang occurs when you run around naked and your penis is flopping around.

My hurriwang was an H5 and tore the roof off my girlfriend's house!

by Um-Be-Dee-Dum-Bajorf December 6, 2004

hurf-durf

In modern internet vernacular, a generic all-purpose phrase that roughly equates to "duh," and can be used in a variety of situations to indicate stupidity.

Person #1: That horrible website somethingawful.com stole my intellectual property by taking pictures that I had on MY WEBSITE and manipulating them in offensive ways with Photoshop! I shall send them a legal threat posthaste!

Person #2: (summarizing Person #1's statement for others) HURF-DURF INTERNET LAWSUIT

by Jett November 14, 2006