How you sound right now

Slang term for "Are you crazy" and/or "Are you serious?"
Something to say when someone says something you think is ridiculous.
Robb: I'm not stupid..
Kenneth: Yo how you sound right now?
by HaiSbravo February 26, 2010
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How fast can you blast

Were you play loud music at 100% volume on headphones while your parent is doing chores around the house and try to cum before someone walks in
Hey bro i did a “how fast can you blast” on my dad and i lost
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How You Like Me Now

How You Like Me Now.

This is fast becoming a ‘well known’ phrase used by impressionable young men throughout England, particularly Leicester.

It is used to show you have gone one better than a friend / or when you have done something that requires recognition from you peers
(jim) "Hey Andre.. I just nailed your missus!"
(andre)"You what!!!"
(jim) "and she said i was better than you..HOW YOU LIKE NOW!"

or in its second form

(andre) "everyone.. I'm finishing early on friday to go down the boozer.... HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW!
by Jim Wells July 30, 2006
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How much do you weigh?

It's a question that basically states let's have sex or let's make love.
As in the movie "Wild Target"
Guy: "If you need anything just call me."
Girl: " Umm ok.. Wait! How much do you weigh?"
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A rhetorical question aimed to degrade a person’s true passions to exemplify the more sophisticated interests of another, especially when trying to serve an example of how much (or how little) substance someone has to offer in the context of online dating.
Wow, John is a very well educated fella with a deep passion for reading books on domestic policies across democratic nations, he can certainly get women with all those smarts! How about you, Will, so how did you find out about lil peep?
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How Blue Can You Get

Standard blues song popularized by B.B. King. Has the following verse in it that everybody knows. (Anybody who has been listening to blues and knows their Mojo from their Baby, also please note that the song was performed most frequently in the 50s, when a 10 dollar dinner was pretty expensive)

"I gave you a brand new ford, you said 'I want a Cadillac.'
I bought you a ten dollar dinner, you said 'thanks for the snack'
I let you live in my penhouse, you said it was just a shack.
I gave you seven children, and now you wanna give 'em back! Oh how blue can you get?"
"How Blue can you Get" is perhaps B.B. Kings best work.
by Matt April 26, 2005
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Used when someone is really fuckin' amazing at something.
JD: "I got a 100 on my pre-calc test!"
Me: "Woah...that's how you make a shoe."
by SexyStarrFox December 23, 2011
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